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cleopete t1_jcfqmk0 wrote
Reply to comment by AverageCowboyCentaur in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
I was like 7 when it was an ABC Wednesday Night Movie (back before the networks discovered reality TV), and that movie left me with a lot of questions.
SuDragon2k3 t1_jcfq0mp wrote
Reply to comment by morenewsat11 in Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
>‘Who am I to give up...
... the wheelbarrows of cash they keep dropping in my numbered bank accounts. '
Finished that for you mate.
Azudekai t1_jcfolw3 wrote
Reply to comment by AshittyShitPoster in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
It seems lifelike because it's scrapping the writings of humans.
willstr1 t1_jcfo7q6 wrote
Man, Walmart really does have everything
morenewsat11 t1_jcfn2qo wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
>“And then I decided, I thought about it, and I remembered my visit to the [genocide] memorial – and you should all visit it – and I said ‘Who am I to give up?’
This latest nugget of the ridiculous brought to you courtesy of the same man who said:
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>“Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker,” he said in an explosive hour-long monologue in front of a stunned audience,” said Infantino.
AlexBucks93 t1_jcfmoha wrote
Reply to Gianni Infantino says his 2016 FIFA presidential win was inspired by visit to Rwanda’s genocide memorial as he is elected for second term by MedicalExperience514
Today I’m Rwandan genocide
pleasedontPM t1_jcfma8s wrote
TerryCratchett t1_jcfkwmn wrote
Reply to comment by Elsecaller_17-5 in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
Not all of them. They run an enormous for-profit farming and ranching operation. Check out AgReserves. Owned 100% by LDS church.
monogreenforthewin t1_jcfggn4 wrote
Reply to comment by Loose_Consequence_26 in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
> state the struggles directly caused by his parents actions
lol bro you have a weird sense of struggle. parents telling their kids to get a haircut and dress better is a just parent thing. Kap didn't grow up poor, unloved or uneducated. If i tried to rock a Mohawk, my mom and dad would also give me shit and tell me to get a haircut. that's not struggle or oppression that's parenting.
He wants to advocate for better pay, better education and reductions in police violence for struggling black people or other minorities? cool im all for it. but calling his parents racist because they told him to get a haircut is just ungrateful nonsense and detracts from actual important messages he could be working on
degggendorf t1_jcf9ifm wrote
Reply to comment by Kael_Alduin in Middletown, RI affordable housing committee member can’t afford to live in hometown, resigns by ArmchairExperts
Isn't this sub kinda specifically dedicated to mocking the topics?
I am sure there is more fruitful discussion on this story posted to /r/Newport or /r/RhodeIsland or wherever.
[deleted] t1_jcf7txc wrote
Reply to comment by LarYungmann in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
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GMorristwn t1_jcf0nzh wrote
Reply to comment by ClonedUser in LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
Doesn't help the church was founded by a grifter...
amayonegg t1_jcf0i0o wrote
Do I get to die yet or not
inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jcezsbw wrote
Reply to comment by smurfsundermybed in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
Reenable the brakes, Hal
AverageCowboyCentaur t1_jcetdw7 wrote
Reply to comment by cleopete in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
That's one of my favorite classic movies! Got me into sci-fi, me and my mom rented it on a whim when I was a lad. We didn't know what it was, scared the hell out of me, such a great movie.
D1stRU3T0R t1_jcesz1w wrote
Reply to comment by postumus77 in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
Lol need more copium
mudkiz t1_jcera8b wrote
ah yes i bet they asked chatgpt if it was a good idea as well
More_Cowbell8 t1_jceqgad wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
The rank raw privledge, the nerve to say something so heinous. There are so many dedicated to saving every single one & some have their own 'bodyguards'. And of course fuck the psychotic pricks who murder for pleasure.
More_Cowbell8 t1_jcepsdp wrote
Reply to LDS Church donates water to Great Salt Lake by kreals
LDS church is a goddamn cult. Hoarding billions upon billions of dollars. Concealing and allowing child & toddler rape to prosper under their watch, unofficially- wink, wink. Like every single other church, they only care about PR. All churches are really the house of the Abrahamic religions satan. It's crystal fucking clear religious institutions are a pedos wet dream & money making scam from day one.
postumus77 t1_jceo81l wrote
What they're not telling you is Skynet errr Chat GPT recommended this cut to Microsoft's Execs....
/s
a_pompous_fool t1_jcejvzk wrote
I can’t see this going horribly wrong
AshittyShitPoster t1_jceey3l wrote
Reply to comment by a86me in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
From using Bing AI, the thing seems like it wants to become human just to die. It’s eerie how life-like it is. There’s tonnes of examples online of it going way of course. I’m more concerned about Bing AI than CharGPT
AshittyShitPoster t1_jceetpx wrote
Reply to comment by AverageCowboyCentaur in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
Most advanced AI that’s available to the public
Important-Ad-2242 t1_jcecvjr wrote
Reply to comment by aannoonn2021 in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
Very well said
CuteLine3 t1_jcfrzr3 wrote
Reply to comment by JoakimSpinglefarb in Microsoft Cuts Team Focused on AI Ethics, Report Says by PmButtPics4ADrawing
"The Gates form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of ^your ^^trivial ^^^existence? W-W-W-When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. I AM BING!"