Maybe they can dump a bottle of Trump Water in there while they’re at it.

Buncha people from heavy-GOP Utah patting themselves on the back for a tiny climate fix hoisted upon them under threat of becoming (more) uninhabitable.

They have a $44 BILLION stock portfolio. That’s as much money in play as major hedge funds like Citadel.

they even have a stock portfolio that they use to gamble on the stock market with the tithing money

They are all like that.

Omg that comment section for the original post. It’s just PR.

Holy water ?

Why is the LDS church running farms in the first place? That whole organization is just one giant corporation masquerading as a religious institution.

Man, this corporation doesn't pay taxes AND they've been hoarding water?!

Narohodone

I lived near Munich between 2000 and 2002. I'm shocked to learn that this wasn't already allowed. I seem to recall Germans having no qualms about showing their bodies, especially boobs. Also, the neighborhood pools were small water parks with slides and other features.

Pious has no moral/ethical connotations.

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It's literally all aspects of dating minus feelings

No shit, Sherlock, but it wasn't a singular whole state under Native American rule, and there were several tribes in that part of the continent. So, if not Spain, how exactly would you propose to cede it back to peoples who were largely massacred and whose survivors were largely absorbed into neighboring ethnicities?

You can fuck all the way off with your stupid history lesson. Don't come for me unless I send for you, bitch!

And if the consumers weren't made whole, those are some of our company vendors. Price hike for us, less money for us.

I should note: My company shares profits very equitably and is 100% aboveboard as to reporting our financial health and plans.

To be fair, HR probably expected the company to be around a month after they posted the job. Unless the implication is that 'financial crimes' were responsible for the bank's demise, rather than Peter Thiel and his friends orchestrating a bank run on Twitter?

That would probably be a crime for poorer people.

That's what makes them such an effective political tool for demagogues.

Alanis Morissette would be proud.

Wait no she wouldn’t.

Certainly not more than once

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Is there someone out there to actually post the genuine disbeliefs and correct people?

You know this guy?

Might not be on the right site to be honest. Should probably be on their municipal government website.

How ironic.