Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
TKDbeast t1_jc6l20h wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Microplastics exist, but they're nowhere near as bad as the initial articles said they were. Here's a quick 4-minute video on it.
MinnieShoof t1_jc6kq0a wrote
Reply to comment by mfb- in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Honestly? I thought the job opening was to commit crimes.
MinnieShoof t1_jc6k9tx wrote
Reply to comment by takeoff_power_set in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Technically, fox is not the onion.
DFWPunk t1_jc6k5gp wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
That's not what you think it is.
I_might_be_weasel t1_jc6jwaz wrote
Reply to comment by AntibacHeartattack in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
*hoors
MrBurnz99 t1_jc6j9aj wrote
Reply to comment by DarkKerrigor in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
No its not. It can be in some circumstances but not always.
uranium_man t1_jc6iz0d wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
It's as easy as f Eat sugar on mother day.
accountant_at_a_big4 t1_jc6hoe0 wrote
Reply to comment by CynAq in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
You do realize that there was a fraud department at SVB right? Posting new job listings isn’t a red flag.
Banks post jobs relating to Compliance and KYC/AML all the time, are they all committing large frauds? Seriously, use common sense.
Materva t1_jc6gzzb wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
This has got to be the best thing I've seen in months. Lady goes to a planning and zoning board, They let her go on her crazy rant then reply: "Thank you, that's a city council matter. She then doubles down on why she feels this is an important issue.
ASilver76 t1_jc6gztr wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Ironically, its actually a perfect fit with a city who's name literally translates to "Rat's Mouth".
Budget_Walk_6988 t1_jc6gmch wrote
Reply to comment by Nekrofeeelyah in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Fox has a lot idiots to entertain for their clientele. They have to really take a sledgehammer to their base IQ to get these people to believe anything. Almost as if it isn't true at all. Imagine.
Dion877 t1_jc6fzr4 wrote
Reply to comment by nono66 in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Raze*
AwTickStick t1_jc6fm11 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
I didn’t read about a gap in the position. Maybe I missed it.
wrongweektoquitglue t1_jc6f5fq wrote
Reply to China holds ‘military advantage’ over US as Washington prepares for conflict over Taiwan by agonhaziri
It seems like OP routinely posts non-oniony links to the same website presumably with the intent to promote it without buying advertising space
Rosebunse t1_jc6emh9 wrote
Reply to comment by AwTickStick in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
I think the problem is if this position wasn't filled until then
leaflavaplanetmoss t1_jc6ea8d wrote
Reply to comment by Johndough99999 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Just FYI, the position was posted for Boston, not California.
AwTickStick t1_jc6dst1 wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
That’s a required position at many banks. This isn’t the gotcha you think it is.
acidrain69 t1_jc6csps wrote
Reply to comment by nono66 in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
So, more cities. Got it.
Writer10 t1_jc6chry wrote
Reply to comment by leaflavaplanetmoss in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
You are 100% correct. Risk, AML, EDD officers/managers in the Bay Area start around the range you posted. Those of us in the industry know the truth about roles & comp, and it amazes me what people on Reddit think about us. Like we’re complicit in the corruption when WE are the ones uncovering and cleaning it up.
Regardless, props to you for weighing in with facts, and keep up the good fight.
Johndough99999 t1_jc6c7zw wrote
Reply to comment by leaflavaplanetmoss in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
> more than $60k; that's starting salary
If in California, that would be the minimum salary for any position. Salary cannot be less than 2x minimum wage in CA.
soda-jerk t1_jc6btlh wrote
PFAs are in the water -> The toilet paper manufacture process uses a shitload of water -> PFAs in your toilet paper.
To me, that explains why recycled toilet paper had just as many PFAs as regular.
Greenmind76 t1_jc6blrf wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Most people are tired of seeing bad banks get bailed out and PPP loans be forgiven, while the government argues over forgiving $10-20k of student loan debt…
Let’s not also forget that many people still remember the bullshit from 2008.
Not saying you’re wrong, just saying shit like that leads to a lot of resentment from a lot of people.
LamarMillerMVP t1_jc6b9sp wrote
Reply to comment by Perhyte in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
“Senior Manager” is essentially like a middle management role, not a person in a real executive position
LamarMillerMVP t1_jc6b5wm wrote
Reply to comment by worm600 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
More like a whole lot of bad decisions and a little bad luck
Rosebunse t1_jc6lpnu wrote
Reply to comment by AwTickStick in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Yeah, it looks like the real problem here is that these smaller banks basically were making very risky investments and didn't always have the people in place who might actually help the situation.