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[deleted] t1_jc69hsg wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
They trying to tell people the truth and got eaten whole to shut them up.
Absolutely classic capitalism. Not even a plot twist in sight and everyone’s confused.
pointman t1_jc69cwc wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Is the implication here that some senior manager position (which is practically entry level at a bank where everyone is typically called vice president of something) would have the authority to do anything about fraud in the bank even if that was the purpose of the role? Some people are really dumb.
[deleted] t1_jc698uc wrote
Reply to comment by mfb- in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
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CynAq t1_jc694ht wrote
Reply to comment by The_Holier_Muffin in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
It's not the position, it's the juxtaposition (of the name of the position and the timing of the posting).
mudohama t1_jc67o3l wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Look at the source, people. Trash
ArchimedesQPotter t1_jc672q6 wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Everyone screamed for over a year interest rate hikes we're coming, inflation wasn't transitory. They made terrible financial bets.
OrangeSimply t1_jc66zb2 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Northern_Light in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Pretty sure it's working as intended then.
knowledgeable_diablo t1_jc65kbn wrote
Reply to comment by wabashcanonball in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
No risk to manage apparently “cough cough”.
leaflavaplanetmoss t1_jc654nt wrote
Reply to comment by leetskeet in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
While I agree with you in principle, AML/EDD managers make significantly more than $60k; that's starting salary for an AML analyst.
The job posting is still available on LinkedIn, and the description itself has a base pay range (not a LinkedIn estimate) of $130 - $240k: https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3518005299
I work in financial crimes and for a Sr. Manager role, you're looking at high 100k range typically.
metameh t1_jc6502k wrote
Reply to comment by Riaayo in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
All I'm saying is that you gotta fail in order to know what not to do. Its not like there's decades of best practices one could look to to make sound decisions or anything. And to expect a government regulator to understand the industry? You most be out of your mind.
Real talk: this is why there needs to be a wall between civil servants and the businesses they oversee, not a revolving door. The latter create incentives for regulators to sell out and leave us holding the bag.
nerevisigoth t1_jc64n7v wrote
Reply to comment by VeryStableGenius in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
This is definitely an act designed to go viral. Especially since she did it in Boca of all places.
leetskeet t1_jc64alx wrote
Reply to comment by Negatrev in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
This role is for a low level employee that would get paid like $60k at best, not some C-level exec running the company. The phrase 'subject matter expert' is a giveaway that it's a role for following a particular policy
Any bank of this size would have an entire department dedicated to checks for onboarding customers/ongoing compliance.
subtle_numb t1_jc64974 wrote
Reply to comment by ThisFreakinGuyHere in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Did you just use the word “jelly” as in “jealous” on a website other than 4chan in a year that isn’t like 2010?
Ya need help, son
Octubre22 t1_jc63z7z wrote
Reply to comment by nowyourdoingit in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
If she was a Republican it would be, but since she is a democrat and served under Obama, this will not be a story
Shurigin t1_jc63su2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Happy you're dating someone your grandkids age day
Nekrofeeelyah t1_jc63oe4 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
How bout no?
Medical_Officer t1_jc63bhw wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous_Aerie_79 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
You joke, but there's literally a documentary on YouTube where some sushi chef says literally that "it took me 5 years to learn how to cook rice!"
Like bro, that's not the flex you think it is.
MarcusAurelius0 t1_jc62xwy wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
If you drink bottled water you are ingesting microplastics.
fang_xianfu t1_jc62grw wrote
Reply to comment by TealPotato in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
The job posting, which is quoted in article, specifically calls out money laundering as well. There are tons of banking regulations related to prevention of money laundering.
Nekrofeeelyah t1_jc62dah wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Why does this have 1300 upvotes lmao
this is idiotic
BettmansDungeonSlave t1_jc628jg wrote
Guess we will have to figure out the 3 seashells
wabashcanonball t1_jc61wn8 wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
I think it’s more telling that it went more than a year without a senior risk manager.
funkyb001 t1_jc61wmh wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
This is entirely missing the point. It isn’t just “bank bad” it’s “some banks bad, this one might be, but I don’t give a fuck either way”.
This is not unreasonable. You can get cancer and fall into unassailable medical debt whether you are a good person or not. Why should those people squeezed dry by capitalism give a shit when a bank falls to the same system?
[deleted] t1_jc61nha wrote
Reply to comment by Crimbobimbobippitybo in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
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FrumiousShuckyDuck t1_jc69u1x wrote
Reply to comment by leaflavaplanetmoss in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
That’s still barely above IC depending on the org