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AntibacHeartattack t1_jc5uek0 wrote
Reply to comment by I_might_be_weasel in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
I love whuores.
wildarfwildarf t1_jc5uax2 wrote
Reply to comment by HowBoutaLittlePiss in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Exactly! Two prime examples of real people!
LonnieJaw748 t1_jc5u9ht wrote
Reply to comment by NotYetSoonEnough in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Serenity NOW
LonnieJaw748 t1_jc5u6ep wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Source on that? Of all the circumstances leading up to their demise, first I’ve heard of what you’re claiming here. Mostly it was they got greedy on long term bonds when rates were zero or near zero, didn’t keep the correct proportion of shorter term bonds, then the fed stopped QE and went QT, putting their bond portfolio underwater when it didn’t have to be. Had they sought more shorter term bonds that would have given them lower returns but at least the liquidity to handle the bank run, they wouldn’t have had to eat shit selling “held to maturity” bonds at a massive realized loss. Where did you read that mbs had anything to do with their shite portfolio and risk management?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp t1_jc5u2q3 wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Uhhhhhhh no.
That’s not cautious. They could have held shorter term bonds, but they wanted more $$$$$ so they got longer term
Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_jc5u1rk wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
yes, hence the "somehow". I've seen too many bank bailouts in my life to beleive the banks will cover it.
regalrecaller t1_jc5tr0w wrote
Reply to comment by Vertebrae_Viking in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Triple distilled house water.
hugganao t1_jc5tqin wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Well according to reddit, the solution was to just have better risk management. Talking to a bank. A bank of all places lol
Regardless the ppl who's opinions actually matter know what happened. So really what matters is how they go about dealing with it.
WorshipNickOfferman t1_jc5tof6 wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous_Aerie_79 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Except that’s not how this bail out is working. But keep on spreading misinformation. That’s what Reddit’s good for.
WorshipNickOfferman t1_jc5tkwq wrote
Reply to comment by hugganao in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
No one on Reddit saw this coming. Most people on Reddit don’t even understand what happened. And the WHY is extremely important. It lets us learn and prepare for next time.
Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_jc5tkur wrote
Reply to comment by hugganao in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
> It's down to who they're going to hold responsible and how.
Somehow I'm sure the public will be the ones writing the bailout checks.
DarkKerrigor t1_jc5tfe7 wrote
Reply to comment by worm600 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Negligence is still criminal
kels398pingback t1_jc5t3s9 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Thoughts & Prayers
Vertebrae_Viking t1_jc5t1ud wrote
Reply to comment by regalrecaller in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
There are cancer-giving chemicals in the water too
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_jc5sx1i wrote
Cocaine cat comedown: chilling in Cincinnati
AdminsEatCocks t1_jc5sv6c wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Boogie1488 approves
Ancient-Builder3646 t1_jc5stit wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
I always use swear words to get me some paper.
infectiousoma t1_jc5smtu wrote
Reply to comment by Gaeilgeoir215 in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
I say we split Florida off and let it float away like in Rudolph. Although that enormous glob of seaweed that's making it's easy to the coast may just do God's work for us.
tomtomcowboy t1_jc5sipb wrote
Blow Cat : purr me up some sugar
hugganao t1_jc5rzsx wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
honestly at this point the WHY doesn't even fking matter, because according to everyone on reddit, they all fking saw it coming a mile away?
It's down to who they're going to hold responsible and how.
sad-girl-interrupted t1_jc5rthg wrote
cocaine cat: a cocaine bear story
WorshipNickOfferman t1_jc5rq2l wrote
Reply to comment by AzertyKeys in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
It’s Reddit. “Bank bad” is all they know. Heaven forbid anyone put any effort into actually understanding what is happening in the world. Knee jerk reactions win the day around here.
worm600 t1_jc5rq1s wrote
Reply to comment by mfb- in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
OP is implying that SVB went under because they were doing something illicit.
Sadly, the real reason - some bad investment decisions, poor communication, and a whole lot of bad luck - is a lot more boring.
AzertyKeys t1_jc5rk7w wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Thanks for posting that. This website turned into Facebook
RyFox122 t1_jc5ulip wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Are you serious... how about no, and keep sex etc out of schools...