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regalrecaller t1_jc5ri9i wrote
Reply to comment by NotAPimecone in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Hooray for bidet
regalrecaller t1_jc5rh1m wrote
Reply to comment by xEasyActionx in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Fuck.
NotYetSoonEnough t1_jc5rgjl wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
They should have hired the guy who made George Costanza’s risk management audiobook.
Globalist2 t1_jc5rgje wrote
Reply to comment by keptman77 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Agreed. ITT, people who don't understand the financial services industry
nono66 t1_jc5r8p0 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Her name is Ashley Cream and she has taken any desire I have left to believe that the human population shouldn't just return to the earth. Just give back the planet to the animals, raise the cities, leave no trace of our sad and foolhardy ways.
Zambito t1_jc5r4f0 wrote
Reply to comment by VeryStableGenius in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
"Per cap(checks notes)...ita"
It's now a life goal of mine to work one of those into a speech. Just perfect.
Gaeilgeoir215 t1_jc5qxee wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Can we please give Florida back to Spain? PLEASE‽‽‽
keptman77 t1_jc5qoz8 wrote
Reply to comment by TealPotato in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
More than that it is a regulatory required position.
BlooperHero t1_jc5qom4 wrote
Reply to comment by lapsedhuman in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Toxic chemicals are found in nature, yes.
newaccount721 t1_jc5qlby wrote
Reply to comment by convalytics in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Does it end well??
BlooperHero t1_jc5qk9p wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Everything... is chemicals.
newaccount721 t1_jc5qk05 wrote
Unfortunately this doesn't feel oniony anymore :/
aaaanoon t1_jc5qj5s wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Slave owner day? Seems controversial
WorshipNickOfferman t1_jc5qir4 wrote
Reply to comment by carolinaindian02 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
But they had a risk management team, it just did not have a full officer in charge.
wormholetrafficjam t1_jc5qa8z wrote
Reply to comment by tackle_bones in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Sigh. That’s the best their faculties allow them to understand the situation.
[deleted] t1_jc5q8br wrote
Reply to comment by xEasyActionx in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Yeah we love giving ourselves cancer, we're very good at it
[deleted] t1_jc5q6y0 wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
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[deleted] t1_jc5q62r wrote
Reply to comment by nerve_on_a_brain in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
So do they like reuse the seashells or what, it's been like twenty years since I've seen it
spydormunkay t1_jc5q2v9 wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
The bank collapsed because their portfolio of US government bonds collapsed in value due to interest rate hikes.
Hardly financial crimes, but hey “durrr banks are all bad gimme up boat”
jimbosdayoff t1_jc5q1bk wrote
Reply to comment by carolinaindian02 in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
That sounds like a recipe for...a situation with unmanaged risk
VeryStableGenius t1_jc5q024 wrote
Reply to comment by Youareobscure in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
The Coen brothers are having their Salieri moment
WorshipNickOfferman t1_jc5pwgr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Cute answer. Still doesn’t address the fact that the guy won’t (and can’t) back it up. But Reddit gotta Reddit
[deleted] t1_jc5ptnu wrote
Reply to comment by WorshipNickOfferman in Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
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ShenBear t1_jc5palg wrote
Reply to comment by Chinlc in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Been around the world don't speak the language, but the booty don't need explainin.
The_Holier_Muffin t1_jc5rk55 wrote
Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02
Why is this oniony at all? That’s a very normal position within a bank. I’d be more surprised if they didn’t have / didn’t look for someone in this role.