PorkRindSalad t1_jc5g9og wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:16 AM

Reply to comment by HowBoutaLittlePiss in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Or Buffalo Bill?

nowyourdoingit t1_jc5g459 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02

A scandal I haven't heard about yet, but it looks like one of the Board of Directors of the bank was the former Under Secretary *of Domestic Finance, in charge of the Financial Stability Oversight Council

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_J._Miller

I mean, fuck, this woman was in charge of keeping all US financial markets stable and was completely asleep watching just the one bank she was on the board of? Wild

Feels like more of a story.

TripleBanEvasion t1_jc5g01z wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02

For committing or preventing them

Smtxom t1_jc5fw4w wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:12 AM

Reply to comment by Schellhammer in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Damn it. Don’t ruin my fun

rdyoung t1_jc5fkpe wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by ThisFreakinGuyHere in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Hwat? Sir this is a Wendys

Schellhammer t1_jc5fj4s wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM

Reply to comment by Klendy in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Are these what that teacher who came to school one day with triple Z's was using

abzrocka t1_jc5fhz2 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02

That position wouldn’t of helped this situation.

Here2Derp t1_jc5fgv8 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:08 AM

Reply to Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth

Ha! I use a bidet and squirt the micro plastics right up into my intestines. I don't use my fingers like a savage!

DaveOJ12 t1_jc5fagt wrote on March 14, 2023 at 4:06 AM

Reply to Silicon Valley Bank posted 'financial crimes' senior manager job listing just before closure by carolinaindian02

It doesn't sound too Oniony.

RadaMorozova t1_jc5eeqz wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:58 AM

Reply to comment by Minionz in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth

How do you use the shells?

ackermann t1_jc5dzxh wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Reply to comment by dykeag in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Comment above yours: https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11qkwoy/boca_raton_woman_asks_city_board_to_create_sugar/jc5aiep/

ApocalypseSpokesman t1_jc5cled wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:41 AM

Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

We surround ourselves with garbage,

then we eat the garbage and we are garbage

Welcome to Garbage

S3erverMonkey t1_jc5c9i6 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:38 AM

Reply to comment by thejimbo56 in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

It's fuck everything day every day, if you're brave enough.

Farge43 t1_jc5bzt4 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:36 AM

Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

I bet she wears tight spandex (because everything is tight on her) that says JUICY on the ass

Chinlc t1_jc5bujx wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:35 AM

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You don't wipe your ass with the poop knife dumbo

Chinlc t1_jc5brvz wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:34 AM

Reply to comment by Jokyho in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth

Why is your poop all around the world

Klendy t1_jc5aiep wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM

Reply to comment by S-Vagus in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

these are a latex top, called a form and the choker and skin tones are dead giveaways:

NSFW: https://kumiho-crossdress.com/collections/silicone-breast-forms

I_Never_Lie_II t1_jc5a7lf wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:21 AM

Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo

Stop reporting on OJ. It's pointless, and all you do is give him more notoriety.

buymytoy t1_jc59mpt wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:16 AM

Reply to comment by ThisFreakinGuyHere in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18

Always love it when people live up to their username

JohnMcCainsArms t1_jc594yr wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:12 AM

Reply to comment by blackeyedsusan25 in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut

yeah dude! telling a black kid that cornrows make him look like a thug has no racial undertones to it! hurrr durrrr

xEasyActionx t1_jc57zt3 wrote on March 14, 2023 at 3:02 AM

Reply to Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth

If its in toilet paper then its probably in paper towels, napkins, facial tissues. Receipt paper is already covered in horribly toxic thermal powder. We're pretty fucked no matter what.