Once I read about microplastics in my bidet I moved on to 3 sea shells.

Sounds like a a Times Beach, MO awareness-like moment.

Careful... I just watched this episode of South Park...

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I'm not sure why they didn't consider sharing the brands and test results to be crucial.

Or the 3 sea shells

I mean why not? There’s a day for fucking everything ¯_(ツ)_/¯

To be fair, Frank would probably be in favor of that holiday.

The didn't do 9/11. They're only doing Africa.

Did they say "get the fuck outta here"? I would have.

So like Frankenstein or Michael Jackson

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That’s a human being?

The study examined 21 popular toilet paper brands from North America, western Europe, Africa, Central America, and South America; however, the brands were not identified.

It seems pointless to name the brands since they are all involved.

You see that Gingerbread house? Right there

Poop knife is looking more and more like a legitimate option in this fucked up timeline lmao....

She did say “enhancements” while caressing them in the video so…

Gonna be honest I dunno. I've known women with some abnormally large breasts and those don't look like your normal inflated balloon type surgery deals.

Thank fuck dicks and vaginas don't come in such a terrifying range of shapes and sizes because then finding the one may as well be key and lock.

The only people who dislike boobs this big are jelly girls and incels who think saying it will get them laid

Such big personalities

They're not natural, but that doesn't mean they're not real.

This is why I just use leaves

Shit.

Surprised there isn't one already. We have Talk Like a Pirate Day.