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ohwhatj t1_jc4poms wrote
oForce21o t1_jc4mwne wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
toxic heavy metals up the ass? sounds interesting, go on..
Youareobscure t1_jc4md77 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
>Anyone else wishing to speak on the issue of the ... flamable liquids
Lol, there literally could not be a better thing to say following her speaking
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Grandpachill t1_jc4ik9f wrote
Not shocking. Do you know how a tree gets turned into toilet paper? Using an absurd amount of chemical processing.
spoonbones t1_jc4hav8 wrote
Reply to comment by bobert_the_grey in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
No that’s boko haram. Common mistake
lapsedhuman t1_jc4gqdi wrote
Well, that's just 'natural' these days, right?
Linktank t1_jc4elz3 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Hmm.. Where can one procure one of these metal asses?
SelectiveSanity t1_jc4dj3q wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Could always opt for a metal one.
dykeag t1_jc4dc7b wrote
Reply to comment by S-Vagus in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Those HAVE to be fake.... Right?
GlobalTravelR t1_jc4d9rk wrote
Watch out for the Toilet Paper Industrial Complex. Get a Japanese toilet.
Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_jc4cxn8 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
This is some Chad & JT Go Deep shit here
userbrave t1_jc4bo0e wrote
More worried about napkins
InflamedLiver t1_jc4bmnb wrote
I'd say my bidet is cleaner, but I'm sure there's a study that shows I'm blowing microplastics from the water up my ass so...
Jokyho t1_jc4b3x4 wrote
I know my farts are bad but calling my poop “toxic forever chemicals” seems a little harsh.
SilasX t1_jc4aiy0 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
*Glucose Guardian Appreciation Day
DrSmurfalicious t1_jc4a72l wrote
Well, that toilet paper is gonna be even more toxic when I'm done with it.
Filtaido t1_jc49uci wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Sure why not
ApprehensiveInside t1_jc482o8 wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Disgusting. Why is pedophilia so alarmingly common?
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thieh t1_jc473o6 wrote
Well, we can't even shit in peace anymore. 😭
Irish_Whiskey t1_jc46onh wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in Japanese authorities want Ghibli Park theme park to crack down on visitors taking lewd selfies with character statues by kangarooturd
>In February, photos were posted to social media showing men “pretending to sexually assault young female characters” in Ghibli Park
bobert_the_grey t1_jc46nro wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
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Radioactiveglowup t1_jc4q21u wrote
Reply to comment by bobert_the_grey in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Refreshing Wolf Cola. Tastes like... closure.