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OlivierStreet t1_jc45ffq wrote
Reply to comment by OneFingerIn in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
We just call them people here in Europe
Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jc453x8 wrote
Reply to comment by S-Vagus in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
That old guy had missile lock on those tits the whole time; I don't think he even blinked.
Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jc4264y wrote
Reply to comment by misdirected_asshole in Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
They should have taken her up on the offer, and named it "Sex worker's day."
She would have loooooved that.
S-Vagus t1_jc414vt wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
Holy hell I'd want to get a custom weld job for an underwire bra if I had tits like that. Her back pain must be excruciating.
K-Zoro t1_jc3z95y wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
That video did not disappoint. What a character.
misdirected_asshole t1_jc3wl88 wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
>One board member thanked Cream before advising here she spoke before the wrong group.
>“Thank you for your- That’s a City Council issue,” Arnold Sevell said.
They really gave her the "Ma'am this is a Wendy's" response.
brianishere2 t1_jc3wejk wrote
Reply to Boca Raton Woman Asks City Board to Create ‘Sugar Daddy and Mommy Appreciation Day’ by ohnoshebettadont18
More of Florida's "conservative values" in action.
ohnoshebettadont18 t1_jc3tuqp wrote
Reply to comment by MyBFFCrackers in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
maybe if we stopped designating every thing black people touch or create as undesirable / unfavorable / unprofessional, maybe... just maybe the "little cry baby" wouldn't have too much to "cry" about.
kap isnt the problem.
ohnoshebettadont18 t1_jc3t4vo wrote
Reply to comment by Bender3455 in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
you're just not identifying your own racism.
explain why any hairstyle that's as profoundly bound to black and african culture as cornrows (a style dating back as far as 3000bc in the horn and west coasts of africa) is "unprofessional"
many of these standards of approval for sake of "professionalism" are just thinly cloaked racism.
it's a very standard hairstyle for black and african people. there's nothing "unprofesional" about it.
to say otherwise, let alone associating it with looking like a "thug," is absolutely racist.
Solekislove t1_jc3rfjv wrote
Simon_Drake t1_jc396hu wrote
Reply to comment by NohPhD in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
The New Horizons probe sent out to Pluto had the same CPU as the PlayStation One. Not a CPU of similar performance or using that as a benchmark for comparison, actually the same CPU model used in the PS1. When it launched the PS2 was already out but they like to finalise the hardware years in advance and run extensive tests rather than using cutting edge circuitry.
Simon_Drake t1_jc38em6 wrote
Reply to comment by Sneezy_monkey in European court at odds with British values, says Suella Braverman by Mighty_L_LORT
Don't worry, we'll have a chance to vote them out by January 31st 2025.
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velvetshark t1_jc2x169 wrote
Reply to comment by JamesTiberiusCrunk in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
thank you!
SomebodyInNevada t1_jc2t54l wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in Japanese authorities want Ghibli Park theme park to crack down on visitors taking lewd selfies with character statues by kangarooturd
Why do you assume it's pedophiles and not just crude humor?
JamesTiberiusCrunk t1_jc29t48 wrote
Reply to comment by velvetshark in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
How an iconic dry cleaner ended up in a hot preservation debate
https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2023/01/07/wellers-dry-cleaning-googie-architecture/
velvetshark t1_jc29lhx wrote
Reply to comment by JamesTiberiusCrunk in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Also, the dry cleaner lost it's conservation battle, from what I last read (article from 2022), so why can't they tear it down?
velvetshark t1_jc29er5 wrote
Reply to comment by JamesTiberiusCrunk in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
...no, it was a genuine question. The only thing I found out about the dry cleaner was that it was an example of a particular type of architecture and there was controversy about preserving it. Do you have a link to the article talking about apartments?
JamesTiberiusCrunk t1_jc28wnj wrote
Reply to comment by velvetshark in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Well the people who bought it and now can't tear it down said they wanted to build a mid rise apartment building there. So, a bunch of apartments. Did you think this was some kind of trick question?
velvetshark t1_jc25uuw wrote
Reply to comment by JamesTiberiusCrunk in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
So what housing will be placed where the dry cleaner was?
Darzok t1_jc1wlgq wrote
Reply to comment by pickyourpants in BBC and Gary Lineker: Tweets decision comes at high price for BBC by Errorboros
No it means you have to show both sides you can not just call it shit as that is not been impartial that is just been bias since you disagree with it.
bigdaddygibson t1_jc1seij wrote
BEHEMOTHpp t1_jc1q8c6 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
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plumzki t1_jc1ohxb wrote
Reply to comment by Cherryxizz in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Also ebikes and mopeds!
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_jc46f1a wrote
Reply to Toxic ‘forever chemicals’ found in toilet paper around the world by michaelorth
Headline : Chemicals used in fucking everything.