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L0nz t1_jbsmcfz wrote
Reply to comment by EmptyAirEmptyHead in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
The key card is NFC and has a very short range. Leaving it in the car won't allow someone else to drive your car, it has to be touched against a specific part of the centre console before you can select a gear, and it's unlikely to stay on that part of the console during transit. I'm not buying this explanation
Medcait t1_jbsm1ig wrote
This happened so long ago…wait, it happened again?
OreganoJefferson t1_jbslofa wrote
Reply to comment by UnacceptableUse in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Sell their assets to fund the rebuilding
UnacceptableUse t1_jbsksfw wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
If they're bankrupted then who is going to rebuild the pub
magick_68 t1_jbskqww wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
I was shopping with my dad. Went back to the old mercedes we had back then, opened the door and kinda wondered why everything looked so different. That was ca. 30 years ago.
It is nice to see that one thing didn't change over three decades, the "fuck security" attitude of the car manufacturers.
UnacceptableUse t1_jbskq3q wrote
Reply to comment by RealLongwayround in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Did you?
> They must go through the rubble of the pub with experts to see which materials might be salvageable and submit this to the council before rebuilding.
> Any materials that are missing will need to be sourced and approved by the council.
The_Rogue_Penguin t1_jbsjqbj wrote
Reply to comment by RealLongwayround in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Dude, this is reddit - you know the answer to that question is always 'no'.
Vesalii t1_jbsjpek wrote
Not sure why this is on this sub. This seems like a fair ruling. They should be glad they didn't even have to pay a fine. Just court costs. I hope this rebuilding takes them to the brim of going bankrupt, but not quite.
CaptainChaos74 t1_jbsj8lm wrote
Reply to comment by CaptainChaos74 in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
"If I had a nickel for every time someone was ordered to rebuild a pub they illegally tore down I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Jace_Te_Ace t1_jbsizjo wrote
Reply to comment by victordudu in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
I think you'll find those "mad scientists" failed to propose a hypothesis for testing and didn't write anything down. ergo they are "mad engineers".
insidmal t1_jbshs50 wrote
Reply to comment by mkizer7 in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Had the exact same experience with my friends Camero in the late 90s
CaptainChaos74 t1_jbsgub6 wrote
Reply to comment by Inchkeaton in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
What a weird thing to keep happening.
TwentySevenNihilists t1_jbsfz7g wrote
Reply to comment by Sophisticated_T-Rex in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
You're higoddamnlarious. Housing costs are never going to significantly drop in a US metro area unless the city is abandoned.
Everyone's answer to the housing crisis is to build more housing, but I don't hear a lot about where that housing is going to go. Try to put it in any city's historic district, and your are not going to get affordable housing for normal people.
You want affordable housing where I live, you have to move way the fuck out of the city (or start collecting roommates). Once you find affordable rent, your transportation costs have sky-rocketed.
The old "supply and demand" mantra isn't holding up so well after 2.5 centuries. They didn't have Airbnb, Berkshire Hathaway, or rent optimizing algorithms in 1776.
RealLongwayround t1_jbsfq1l wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Did you read the article?
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taptapper t1_jbseu8v wrote
Reply to comment by nolo_me in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Nope
uglyassbanana t1_jbsdlit wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
This is the most dangerous animal in the world.
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lattermike t1_jbscput wrote
My favourite genre of news story
bilateralrope t1_jbsbrd8 wrote
Reply to comment by iordseyton in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
My dad once owned a car where the door locks were so worn out that anything vaguely key-shaped would unlock them. The ignition had flanges around it so you didn't even need a key.
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It only got stolen once before my dad decided to replace it with something new enough to require rear seatbelts.
ForeverShiny t1_jbsbnwa wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Japanese authorities want Ghibli Park theme park to crack down on visitors taking lewd selfies with character statues by kangarooturd
NOT that?
Inchkeaton t1_jbsbiwq wrote
CaptainChaos74 t1_jbs9yvg wrote
Is this old news or did it happen again? I swear I heard this a year ago or more.
Ulysses1978ii t1_jbs96t5 wrote
Strange, nobody I know likes what this woman says yet she speaks of our collective value system?
L0nz t1_jbsmr8f wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
It says he received a text from the other owner who found his phone number on a document in his car (implying that the other guy could get into his car somehow too). Why would you text someone who took your car, rather than call them?
Nothing about this story sounds legit, but shitting on tesla is so hot right now so obviously it's international news