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Earth_Normal t1_jbrr59z wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
I sat in the wrong old Nissan pickup once. All the keys are the same (worn out and basically worthless). I even started the truck before I noticed. Truck was the same color and trim. I only notice when the engine sounded worse.
Nobody noticed but I had a laugh.
iordseyton t1_jbrqg8t wrote
Reply to comment by this_1_is_mine in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
I'm confused, are you saying that ford's came with 2 separate keys back then, or was it a half and half kind of thing?
Mikeavelli t1_jbrq2c4 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
On the other hand, sometimes these laws are used for ridiculous or corrupt reasons.
texastoasty t1_jbrp7i1 wrote
Reply to comment by IronMaskx in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Ah, I must have been combining that and the wallet episode.
Lendyman t1_jbrn6oc wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Especially since Minneapolis has destroyed many of her historic buildings already.
IronMaskx t1_jbrmd0m wrote
Dovienya55 t1_jbrkz79 wrote
Reply to comment by PenlessScribe in Georgia thieves busted by cops when they stopped to charge getaway Tesla by PenlessScribe
I'm waiting on a Simpson's episode where the cops have to stop and charge up their car as well and stare at the thieves across the lot.
GetlostMaps t1_jbrj2jw wrote
Good. Not oniony. Should have to be done with original parts recycled from historic buildings, all by hand.
texastoasty t1_jbrj2d2 wrote
Reply to comment by Cindexxx in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Don't tell your "father"
disdainfulsideeye t1_jbriehg wrote
Always thought there couldn't be a worse Home Secretary than Patel.
bigbangbilly t1_jbrhiun wrote
Reply to comment by JoeBoredom in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
>new community feature
Our Tesla
moldnose t1_jbrhdbm wrote
Suella appears to be the devil in that photo.
Rosebunse t1_jbrh81q wrote
Reply to Japanese authorities want Ghibli Park theme park to crack down on visitors taking lewd selfies with character statues by kangarooturd
I'm not sure what they thought would happen
Riverrat423 t1_jbreqsp wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Can I get the Tesla app, when I don’t own a Tesla? Then I can steal a Tesla.
Buck_Thorn t1_jbreo3h wrote
Reply to comment by MustLoveAllCats in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
It is the oldest house still standing. It is a touchstone to our past. Maybe you can't appreciate it, but some of us do.
MustLoveAllCats t1_jbreczd wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
It's just an old house. I can fully appreciate many historical landmarks, but when it's just an old house like this? Eh. Not sad at all to me.
FenrirIII t1_jbrdagr wrote
Reply to comment by bocboc11 in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Report, downvote, and carry on.
Sonyguyus t1_jbrd6y9 wrote
That’s one of the most amazing things I’ve read. It’s unheard of here in America. Usually the developer would either bribe the judge or just pay a fine and continue with the new project. “Brick by brick” that’s freaking awesome.
cofclabman t1_jbrd07q wrote
Reply to comment by TheLostcause in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
All the older cars had few different keys. I was at a wedding and someone locked their keys in their car so we just had all the guests try their keys and found one that unlocked the car within 10 people.
this_1_is_mine t1_jbrctqw wrote
Reply to comment by iordseyton in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Ford had around 30 different door key cuts in the same time frame. The likelihood you could open any passing Ford was pretty high. Made working opening lockouts a pretty easy but not too time consuming task to do. But in the days of 2 keys to open and then start it was still pretty secure cause even of your door key worked the ignition key probably wouldn't.
Buck_Thorn t1_jbrc3z9 wrote
Reply to comment by intdev in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
Your history is as old as you are, our history is as old as we are. Its all relative.
Buck_Thorn t1_jbrc0x6 wrote
Reply to comment by hatersaurusrex in Developers who destroyed historic Lancashire pub ordered to rebuild it by Mighty_L_LORT
That's sad. Lots of fame and lots of failures came out of those buildings!
xNot2a7Cluex t1_jbragae wrote
Reply to comment by texastoasty in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
If you send me your card, I can change the pin for you
Xendrus t1_jbrad5a wrote
Reply to comment by Cindexxx in B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Yeah I was going to mention I couldn't relock the dude's car, I had to sheepishly slink away with darting eyes.
CptUnderpants- t1_jbrrq58 wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
>A Vancouver man is trying to figure out how he managed to get into someone else’s Tesla recently and drive off
It's easy to figure out. The car was left in valet mode by the owner, a mode which is meant to only be used in lieu of handing a key to a valet. So it wasn't 'unlocked with their app', it already was unlocked and ready to drive. This is no different to someone leaving their keys in the ignition of a normal car.