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[deleted] t1_jbou5tk wrote
eighty2angelfan t1_jbou4tj wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
I know immediately when I get into someone else's car.
maxanderson350 t1_jbou4ev wrote
Reply to Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
His lack of grace and gratitude is so disappointing.
AffectionateWalk6101 t1_jbotvqq wrote
Reply to China holds ‘military advantage’ over US as Washington prepares for conflict over Taiwan by agonhaziri
Says who, China? Lol
xu235 t1_jboso3f wrote
Reply to China holds ‘military advantage’ over US as Washington prepares for conflict over Taiwan by agonhaziri
There is no advantage in WW3, just death.
PenlessScribe OP t1_jboqjac wrote
Reply to comment by Ray_Pingeau in Georgia thieves busted by cops when they stopped to charge getaway Tesla by PenlessScribe
True! But you can gas up in a minute or two. Thieves cooling their heels at an EV charging station with a carful of loot sounds like something out of a Greg Garcia show.
[deleted] t1_jbopmbp wrote
Riptide360 t1_jbop2w7 wrote
Reply to China holds ‘military advantage’ over US as Washington prepares for conflict over Taiwan by agonhaziri
Had always hoped Hong Kong and Taiwan would join a democratic China. The appeal for a democracy to willing join an autocracy is limited.
shortsandarts t1_jboojed wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
He "accidentally" drove someone's car
Ray_Pingeau t1_jboof79 wrote
I’m sure no one’s ever run out of gas before
Ahelex t1_jbom58i wrote
Reply to comment by blodskaal in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Which actually happened with a drug bust in the US.
JoeBoredom t1_jbokftp wrote
Reply to B.C. man says he accidentally unlocked and drove someone else’s Tesla using the app by ChocolateTsar
Not a bug, it's the new community feature.
brickyardjimmy t1_jboc9f2 wrote
Touché!
molested_mole t1_jbob3ql wrote
Reply to comment by V12Jaguar in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Give this guy some fake gold, lmao
Xombie_Snake t1_jbo7gq8 wrote
Get fucked Redd.
deck0352 t1_jbo798k wrote
Reply to comment by billywitt in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Clash of the Titans
billywitt t1_jbo3blc wrote
Reply to comment by blodskaal in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Insert spidermen pointing at each other
billywitt t1_jbo148n wrote
Reply to comment by IridiumPony in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Ralph Fiennes as a snobbish aristocratic bad guy would be amazing
[deleted] t1_jbo0rqb wrote
RRumpleTeazzer t1_jbnudsv wrote
Reply to Gulf cartel apologizes after Americans are kidnapped and killed in Mexico by Didyoucallforme
Understandable, have a nice day.
sleeplessGoon t1_jbnqgvw wrote
Reply to comment by zomboromcom in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
I ordered my hot sauce tenet quote an hour ago
washington_jefferson t1_jbno84p wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
I think the issue is if you have new dogs showing up every five minutes, and they are each allotted 10 minutes of barking, then there will always be barking- just from different dogs. That’s why the sign’s intentions are not realistic. Either have a dog park or not. Let the dog people deal with problem dogs in the park- they don’t want that dog causing problems either.
redbull21369 t1_jbno7ac wrote
Reply to comment by Cypher360 in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
First two were 500 c/s bonds. Felony is a 24 hour hold with an undetermined bond set by the judge. Believe he set her bond around 5000 cash only the next morning lol.
Alex09464367 t1_jbnnc6b wrote
Reply to comment by Still_kinda_hungry in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
I'm sure they value their knee caps for when they can't pay the loan sharks back
[deleted] t1_jboubol wrote
Reply to comment by maxanderson350 in Colin Kaepernick says adoptive white parents perpetuated 'racism' at times while raising him by DrChefAstronaut
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