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pichael288 t1_jbm7e45 wrote
Reply to comment by semiomni in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
Dare told us buying marijuana supports al Qaeda
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TossPowerTrap t1_jbm4ngh wrote
No honor.
Faelwolf t1_jbm4fm1 wrote
Reply to comment by ballimir37 in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Instant karma's gonna get you....
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davewhitebarber t1_jbm3euj wrote
Reply to comment by ncfears in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
This post is about mask wearing. I’m using one government agency as an example. Government said don’t wear mask because they don’t work. Then they said wear the mask until we have vaccines because the mask do work now. Now we know the masks don’t work because this virus travels in the air. Government said get the vaccines and boosters now guidelines for unvaccinated is the same as vaccinated. The people who didn’t change anything about their lives because of the virus have way less stress and the same death rate, we’ve had 210 deaths with 18,160 cases and there’s 50,000 people in the county. 0.0042% death rate seems pretty low for bunch non mask wearers.
lanierg71 t1_jbm38w7 wrote
Reply to comment by Solidsnakeerection in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans!
JustAnAce t1_jbm35mi wrote
I think I hurt my face smiling after reading this headline.
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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jbm1d1m wrote
Why are art swindler's selling fake beans?
Busman123 t1_jbm19e6 wrote
Fake beans? /s
jplebourveau t1_jbm0z5l wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Why do the best posts not have gifs enabled? Lolol.
V12Jaguar t1_jbm0f9b wrote
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ballimir37 t1_jblz2ti wrote
They got swindled twice lmao. Bought it for 200,000 euro in 2003 thinking it was real, found out in 2006 that it wasn’t, and then sold it for fake money in 2014, except they also got a loan shark to pay an “intermediary” 300,000 real euros first. So swindled twice and presumably owe a loan shark 300,000 euro now
generals_test t1_jblxac5 wrote
Reply to Goose Creek CISD assistant principal accused of bringing cocaine to her school arrested by jdward01
Did she not bring enough for everyone?
ncfears t1_jblvhd1 wrote
Reply to comment by davewhitebarber in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
- FDA =/= CDC
- It's incredibly stupid
I'm very sorry you missed out on your butter. That's no reason not to prevent the spread of a deadly disease, thus actually facilitating its spread by going in public without one.
putalotoftussinonit t1_jblude3 wrote
Reply to comment by SuteSnute in Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
No I think the native tribes would agree with your assessment.
JimDixon t1_jblu7o9 wrote
Reply to comment by Oski96 in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Cops were involved; that's how the story was made public.
kodaxmax t1_jbltb5j wrote
Reply to comment by AssCakesMcGee in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
There nto a cult, their god is the only true god. All the other religions are a cult. don't you know anything?
kodaxmax t1_jblt5ky wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
>They don't: molest children, indoctrinate, scam money, or many other things.
That you know of or are willing to admit.
>hey do: get money to poor families, provide counseling in things like alcoholism, family violence, and promote strong families which provide better outcomes for children.
You don't need to brainwash and abuse ignorant and weak people to accomplish those things. Which every church does inherently.
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The main issue i ahve with everything youve said is, that your not following catholic scripture. All these good things are entirley denounced in even modern bibles. Youve essentially invented your own religion and by doing so made the concept of religion redundant as anything other than a standardized set of morals.
You cant say "im catholic, but i dont command my wife", because by not commanding your wife, your not catholic.
[deleted] t1_jblt1po wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
Like we don’t have enough problems already. So why not start playing with some weird prehistoric shit that will probably kill us all?
Commercial_Board6680 t1_jbm7r5a wrote
Reply to Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
Crime doesn't pay hits a high note!