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AqUaNtUmEpIc t1_jbka5zj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Rape fantasies are not uncommon, but this is pederasty and you admitted that as a 14 yr old, you hadn’t come to a full realization of what was fantasy and what wasn’t until later in life.
She was also recording and stalking the victim.
GetlostMaps t1_jbk9tzm wrote
Reply to comment by jimicus in Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
Same. Like $3k or $5k or something. But there was never an option to have no insurance. That's just not possible.
jimicus t1_jbk9hwy wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
Everywhere I've rented vehicles, the situation has been that basic insurance is included but has such a huge excess that you'd have to be clean off your head not to take the extra insurance unless you're absolutely, categorically certain you have all-risks cover for hire cars.
MeanGreanHare t1_jbk9dnz wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
If she wanted to get away with that shit she should have been a teacher.
LonelyActor t1_jbk8qex wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
She looks familiar… Brazzers connoisseurs should see what I’m talking about…
MeanGreanHare t1_jbk8q87 wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
I hope they're also asked to wash their hands after. Those masks are full of germs.
ChuckFeathers t1_jbk81m4 wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
Incredibly idiotic... Unless it's Repugnicans doing this to each other, then it becomes MSTV..
JiminyDickish t1_jbk7qvy wrote
Reply to comment by Infindox in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Canada: Dogs Barking for More Than 10 Minutes Constitute a Nuisance
You are not excused to make as much noise as you want with a noisemaker just because you own one.
Infindox t1_jbk7b1o wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Dogs barking in a park during the day (which they are going to do because they are playing) is the same as kids playing on a playground: they are allowed to make as much noise at they want. That's what it's there for. If you're arguing about it because it was put in place there after someone lived there... Well that can apply to anything. A daycare, a business, a playground. Construction sounds, normal business from adults, kids in general, are all sounds that in excess can be annoying.
GetlostMaps t1_jbk6a2l wrote
Reply to comment by chemamatic in Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
I'm as surprised as you are, but this kind of thing simply doesn't happen in more advanced jurisdictions. It isn't possible.
[deleted] t1_jbk5jwv wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
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JiminyDickish t1_jbk3faz wrote
Reply to comment by SuteSnute in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
>There's a difference between a dog barking all day and night
Never said all night. I said all day. Exactly the same as a dog park. You're the one moving things around.
>But that's what living in a city is about. Dealing with other people
Agreed, which includes limiting how much your dogs bark.
EuroMountMolar t1_jbk387j wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
That’s awful…. But let’s see the evidence
elanalion t1_jbk355m wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in Woman told employees ‘you will never catch me’ during retail theft by TheAngryBlackGuy
Thank you, you saved me the pain of looking at their (probably) crappy website.
SuteSnute t1_jbk1z0g wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
There's a difference between a dog barking all day and night in the yard by your window, and dogs doing what dogs do in a space meant for them, and which has hours of operation.
Nobody here is arguing your neighbor's dog should be allowed to bark non stop in the yard without the owner being confronted about it. This is a specific context. Don't move the goal post.
I also used to hear kids screaming and shrieking all day when I lived next to a park. Nobody ever seems to whine about that one either. And I personally find that far more annoying. But that's what living in a city is about. Dealing with other people
JiminyDickish t1_jbk1w6b wrote
Reply to comment by SuteSnute in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
I live in the city. Dogs barking is the most intrusive, loud sound I hear by far. I can hear my neighbor's dogs even with the door and windows closed and noise-cancelling headphones on. And it goes on all day, because the dogs don't go anywhere. Cars passing, construction even, are all temporary. When you have a neighbor with barking dogs, or a dog park nearby, it's every fucking day and it's absolute torture. No other sound even begins to compare.
JiminyDickish t1_jbk1lis wrote
Reply to comment by SuteSnute in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
>There's tons of sounds which are far more grating and loud.
I live in the city. Dogs barking are the loudest and most intrusive sound I hear, by a country mile. I hear my neighbors dogs even with all the doors and windows closed and noise-cancelling earphones on. And it goes on all day because the dogs don't go anywhere. No other sound even begins to compare.
SuteSnute t1_jbk0mr8 wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Then don't live in a major city where there's tons of noise from other things as well. Are all the Reddit commenters in this thread who think they are making clever arguments and retorts from Hicksville, Bumfuckstate?
ApprehensiveInside t1_jbk0iup wrote
Reply to comment by pichael288 in An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
ICP only keep getting more popular through the years, believe it or not.
Bumm_by_Design t1_jbk0c3v wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
With all the amount of zombie movies and shows...
SuteSnute t1_jbk033b wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
These residents live in a city. There's tons of sounds which are far more grating and loud. This is mentioned in the article even. They can deal with the barking. It's a crock of shit and you're playing weird devil's advocacy nonsense to get around it. Let the cops start actually writing tickets to asshole drivers that lean on their horns for everything. They won't. But until then, this is straight up idiocy. I have to assume anyone who's seriously supporting this joke either lives in the suburbs/boonies and doesn't understand what living in a city means, or just don't like dogs and are trying to window dress it
Bitch_Posse t1_jbjzxyg wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
Is this for the upcoming Oscars telecast?
noes16 t1_jbjzxkh wrote
Reply to comment by BaltimoreBadger23 in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
It's an order by the city council. The Act below grants them this power.
https://www.birmingham.gov.uk/info/50222/community_safety/1913/public_space_protection_orders
https://www.birmingham.gov.uk/downloads/file/24121/robert_clinic_station_road_b30
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_spaces_protection_order
noes16 t1_jbjz0ne wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
She is the director of "March for Life", and clearly an anti-abortion activist. She is very literally trying to change laws and public opinion.
The zone literally forbids any action and specifically says "verbal means or writings, prayers or advice". People who tape their mouths shut are not activists, according to your definition. You do not have to be loud to be an activist!
Why is the person in question not praying outside the zone? Why is the person not praying in a church?! If they prayed anywhere else it would not be a problem. It's a conscious decision, and an action against the clinic, its employees, and users.
captHij t1_jbka9ub wrote
Reply to comment by VerimTamunSalsus in Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
I was going to post a sarcastic remark about how the only dumber thing would be the gambling that will inevitably arise. Having googled beforehand to make sure, well, you are right. It is indeed the stupidest thing:
https://www.forbes.com/betting/boxing/power-slap-league/