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EditorRedditer t1_jbjjzlh wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
We just can’t help ourselves, can we…? :(
EditorRedditer t1_jbjjyz1 wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
We just can’t help ourselves, can we…? :(
Bo0ombaklak t1_jbjjy2b wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
Ruuuuuuunnnn!!!!!
PlayTheHits t1_jbjjndi wrote
Reply to comment by Micah_JD in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
“Wrong, officer, I’m not still drunk. I’m drunk again.”
[deleted] t1_jbjhhur wrote
Reply to comment by V12Jaguar in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
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psilocin72 t1_jbjgbio wrote
Reply to comment by kramerkieslingandme in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
Wow. That’s something you don’t see everyday.
yerbadoo t1_jbjgauf wrote
Reply to comment by ricktor67 in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
Americans really don’t hate rich people enough for their own good
psilocin72 t1_jbjg920 wrote
Reply to comment by lewphone in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
Yeah I’m sure there is plenty of good there. The bus station is never in the good part of town.
keragoth t1_jbjdeyp wrote
Reply to comment by keragoth in Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
Rules: flip a coin for first swing. reciever has to have eyes closed. can only beg off after recieving, alternate hands. considered cowardly to beg off after a left hand slap.
keragoth t1_jbjckb5 wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
When i was a kid this was a playground game called Irish Stand Down. Quick, somebody trademark that.
ncfears t1_jbjc2un wrote
Reply to comment by davewhitebarber in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
That's not relevant to a global pandemic. Eat too much butter, you get fat. You spread a deadly disease, you get other people killed.
SteelRiverGreenRoad t1_jbj7hqy wrote
Reply to comment by laineDdednaHdeR in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
> and then the birds took over and ruined their society!
jimi15 t1_jbj6n0k wrote
The quote was actually "no indications of foul play" (so far, they had yet to do a toxology test). Which was true so nice sensationalist headline there fox.
[deleted] t1_jbj39al wrote
Reply to comment by politelyreal in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
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politelyreal t1_jbj2ur3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
It’s called rape. It’s not good. If this were an older guy you’d have a pitchfork and torch.
Colorless82 t1_jbj2nk6 wrote
Reply to City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Some people don't even see barking as a problem. It's not hard to google how to train them. But some won't bother.
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Reply to comment by Quinn_tEskimo in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
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AttractivestDuckwing t1_jbj1nbz wrote
Reply to comment by spachi25 in Former Dublin Mayor says she did not discriminate against Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Parisduonce
You do understand that that's their entire point, right?
AttractivestDuckwing t1_jbj1lq7 wrote
Reply to comment by Chard069 in Former Dublin Mayor says she did not discriminate against Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Parisduonce
Pastafarians
3pbc t1_jbj1fgn wrote
Reply to comment by lunetick in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Looks like we found the lunch lady
Quinn_tEskimo t1_jbj0yyu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Banging the lunch lady?
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jbj0ojt wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
I would support this only if they used small fish to slap one another instead.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jbizk1t wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
We are marching ever closer to the network premier of ASS - The Movie.
iwant2dollars t1_jbiyrvq wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Not really surprised, it's the most reliable fix
kenlasalle t1_jbjk392 wrote
Reply to Scientists revive a ‘zombie virus’ that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by FieldOk884
In a shocking twist, the virus has mutated and turns everyone it infects peaceful and loving.
(lol)