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zwaaa t1_jbiykf4 wrote
Reply to Landlord changed locks and then took votes on if a tenant could return home by OmegaLiquidX
(wavy transition to the future)
Landlord gets his ass sued off.
V12Jaguar t1_jbiyk0u wrote
Reply to comment by Tom-ocil in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Silly. It's not Wednesday.
lunetick t1_jbiydbw wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Can you please don't link a stupid blog so full of lies that the "article" author name is not specified. Another disgusting far right propaganda..
OneFingerIn t1_jbiybuj wrote
Reply to comment by Unkie_Fester in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Because she's a pedophile
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YsidroMac t1_jbixuwz wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
Wealthy people need to start dying faster...why aren't we sending armed homeless people to these satanic neighborhoods full of gluttony and greed.
Tom-ocil t1_jbixtl0 wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Today the lunch lady is going to get some meatloaf from me.
NotReallyFamous5 t1_jbix4df wrote
Reply to comment by Swyping-EditOptional in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Do ya think so??
YsidroMac t1_jbiwp1s wrote
Reply to comment by Burnsidhe in Landlord changed locks and then took votes on if a tenant could return home by OmegaLiquidX
Renters need rights. Creepy landlords shouldn't have keys to your dwelling if your paying money. That should be optional. If you dint want to give them a key you can pay them for the locksmith in the off chance there is a real emergency that can't wait an hour for me to drive home.
Swyping-EditOptional t1_jbiwi47 wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
That's grooming.
Smytus t1_jbivfbj wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
1 student, not students.
Unkie_Fester t1_jbiurqm wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Like she's attractive when is she going for a high schooler
jaybazzizzle t1_jbiumk8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
Lunch is a dish best served hot
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chemamatic t1_jbirubv wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
Canada is a regressive shithole now? What is your standard here? Switzerland?
squarepeg0000 t1_jbiqxgf wrote
There's no story here...barely more than what the headline states. There's nothing about what the woman stole, who she stole it from, why she was captured on video but wasn't apprehended etc. Complete low effort article and post.
rationalhippy t1_jbiqvww wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
These viruses are going to revive anyway with the thawing of the permafrost due to global warming. It's a great idea to do research on them so we can prepare for what's coming and not get blindsided.
redbull21369 t1_jbipx20 wrote
My sergeant arrested the same lady 3 times. First time bonded out, released to family. Family let her drive her car home. Caught her on her way home. Arrested, towed the vehicle. Bonded and released to family again. She made it home, got into a fight with the family. Took one of her family members cars, got stopped by my sergeant again.
Went from no dwis to having a felony dwi in one night lmao.
right_there t1_jbipoa9 wrote
Reply to comment by NoMoreProphets in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
My dog barks maybe once a week when he's startled by a noise outside. It's one, short bark and that's it. My previous dog almost never barked.
Excessive barking doesn't have to be normal. My dog communicates with me in other ways just fine.
[deleted] t1_jbipdch wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
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Solerien t1_jbip3f3 wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
They turned the Darwin Award into a TV show.
Myhairison_fire t1_jbiowdm wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
It's can be auch a nightmare having a neighbor with a dog that barks all day and all night. I love dogs, but dislike a lot of dog owners. I have trained homeless dogs to be well behaved, so there is no excuse for lazy dog owners who don't train their 'babies'.
Just make training obligatory and have the dogs and owners pass a socially acceptable behavior test. If they fail fine owners and force more training. Great way to solve noisy fighting dogs problems and make extra tax money.
NerdHunt t1_jbiokpt wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Maybe don’t live next to a dog park if you don’t want to hear barking? 🤷♀️
Flutters1013 t1_jbiohns wrote
Reply to Slap fighting: The next big thing, or unsporting stupidity? The competitors stand rigidly upright with their hands behind their backs, waiting to absorb a brutal slap to the face. by gear-heads
I remember cr1tical covering this year's ago
V12Jaguar t1_jbiymlj wrote
Reply to A Connecticut school lunch lady is charged with giving students obscene films and nude images. by Mccar23
These Democrat free lunch programs are going too far!