This is gonna be used as an excuse for america to either go to war or fund one against Mexico’s cartels isn’t it?

Limit 7 barks per hour per dog.

Project zomboid prepared me for this

Ok

Why?

> Excessive barking doesn’t make sense

The grey area is very small. Use common sense. Canadian courts have previously defined it as at least ten minutes of uninterrupted barking. That sounds reasonable.

… read the manual

This is a lot more complicated than it looks, from the description in the article. That said, the Canadian court did find the 'landlord' was in the wrong.

The problem is that "excessive" barking doesn't make sense. Dogs bark a lot already even when you aren't at the dog park. Are you supposed to yell at your dog for barking while you play fetch? Even well trained dogs bark while they wait for you to throw the ball. It's also not like dog parks are known for constant midnight dog parties. It's not like your kennel example where the dogs have to live there 24/7.

Wait THAT Baltimore?

People: hey how come my account with you was sold 12 times and the repackaged into a security that now supports a union pension plan?!

I rented a car for the first time in 14 years a few months ago.

After a decade of established Uber/Lyft and rental car companies are still terrible.

You’re currently taking them more seriously than most people do and proved trolling works

Great moments in IT history.

Has anyone told this jabroni that some people wore masks prior to the pandemic for a variety of medical reasons, without any problems whatsoever.

And I imagine they will want to continue wearing something that really shouldn't be anyone else's concern, especially someone involved in NYC politics!

Sounds like this mayor is creating conflict where there doesn't need to be.

Well smoking weed puts everyone around you at risk of injury or death, while driving drunk is completely harmless.

Could you imagine if the harmless crime got a stricter punishment? That'd be crazy.

You don’t bring 3 sketchy looking dudes with you for a tummy tuck. You bring 3 of your best bitches with you. You trying to make me believe these fools were getting a mani and a pedi too?

but how can I woo her without accumulating months worth of my masculin scent?

In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I’m just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone’s tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talkin about

Seems like others also can’t stand to be there. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna69060

I have family that lives there (for now). There's good and bad neighborhoods, same as any other city/town. Forget trying to find a decent job there tho, people there commute to Baltimore & maybe Harrisburg for that.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger

Nope, was too dangerous. Half a percent over would mean adding a cup of ice for every twelve pack or so. Well, much less than that, but danger.

As my old man always says: "When in doubt, reboot."

Probably the same scientists that created a black hole to see what would happen. They ran out of safe ideas.

Sanctuary city in name only lol.

It’s nice to see when performative virtue signaling is called out haha.

“NYC is proud to be a sanctuary city, and we’ve defunded our police, and got a soft on crime DA that won’t prosecute crimes like theft below $1k; those racist conservative cities should take note!”

• people actually come for sanctuary and crime rates skyrocket

“NYC is full and stores need to tell people to take their masks off to prevent unsolved thefts!”

Lol