Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Motor_West t1_jbi782e wrote
The Gingerbread Man bandit
[deleted] t1_jbi73os wrote
Reply to comment by rypher in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
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GarlicBreadRules t1_jbi6hf7 wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Well I can see you assholes already ordered lunch.
Civil-Mouse1891 t1_jbi52yb wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Parfait64 in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
That’s because he knows good PR n advertising…
[deleted] t1_jbi4yx8 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
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sharksnut t1_jbi4yer wrote
Reply to Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
There's nothing onion-y about this. This is totally straightforward f-around-and-find-out.
He's lucky Enterprise doesn't charge for loss-of-use (in the USA, anyway)
ryukman1 t1_jbi4u9j wrote
Reply to comment by riggerrig in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
The main issue is giving men the power to speak on behalf of god. Organized religion is a mistake.
CheeseSandwich t1_jbi4rhw wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
U.S. legislators taking notes.
CheeseSandwich t1_jbi4ly3 wrote
Reply to City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Don't dogs get sore vocal cords from barking anyway?
mmmmkay23 t1_jbi3omv wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Moss and Roy would be proud
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Reply to comment by Warpedlogic31 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
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[deleted] t1_jbi37ab wrote
Reply to comment by davewhitebarber in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
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[deleted] t1_jbi2k9b wrote
Reply to comment by Cmyers1980 in Woman told employees ‘you will never catch me’ during retail theft by TheAngryBlackGuy
"i'm in five gangs now, i started two - i started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies" - terry
davewhitebarber t1_jbi2j60 wrote
Reply to comment by ncfears in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
Remember when butter was bad for you and government health guidelines said we should eat margarine?
Seantwist9 t1_jbi1xeo wrote
Reply to comment by JiminyDickish in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Notice how disturbed wasn’t in your rebuttal? That’s cause your confused. I specifically said disturb because we’re talking about disturb, what you just did is a strawman.
So while it’s possible I’m wrong ( I’m not) this comment does not have anything to do with what I just said
I’ve been disturbed by the roofers working on my apartments roof, that doesn’t mean it’s illegal
kAlb98 t1_jbi1uyn wrote
Reply to An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
I think this is a rule I competitive yugioh
ItsDokk t1_jbi1q4m wrote
Reply to Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
People: Insurance is a scam! People when insurance isn’t required: What do you mean I have to pay?!?
JiminyDickish t1_jbi1bjq wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
>A single bark absolutely can disturb the neighborhood.
Toronto noise ordinances state that the barking must be "persistent," so literally, no, you're 100% wrong. Will you admit it though? Can't wait to find out
Canada: Barking for more than 10 minutes constitutes excessive noise
Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_jbi14dl wrote
Reply to Ontario man who declined rental insurance 'panicked' when told he must pay $50K for stolen truck by phishieee
Once I had my car in the shop and they gave me a brand new Cadillac CTS loaner car. I knew the repair was going to be thousands of dollars and really didn’t want to spend any unnecessary funds so when they asked if I wanted insurance I declined. The next day I got paranoid and called them up and said I’d like to add the insurance. They were surprisingly cool about it, thought I’d have to bring the car in for a full inspection, nope. They just added it. I could have already damaged the car
InflamedLiver t1_jbi149p wrote
Well, she’s been right so far. Hope that changes
PyreDruid t1_jbi1428 wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
In Fairfax? Yes $3 billion annually for schools. $5b total budget. They spend more than two states and about as much as Montana does on their own.
Fairfax definitely spends on those things. They spend $70m on parks and libraries. $611m on public safety. They spend over half the budget of Delaware on school operation alone.
mehwars t1_jbi10fr wrote
Reply to comment by Warpedlogic31 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
That guy was always getting stuck ian the middle of things
PyreDruid t1_jbi0o34 wrote
Reply to comment by West_Business_775 in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
57k is not a modest living in Fairfax. Fairfax is the 5th wealthiest county in the country.
The median household income there is $127k. Falls Church is right there as well. It’s median is $146k, the second richest county/city in the country by a margin.
They’re making about median if they’re the sole earner. That seems right for people running a county more populous than Montana.
As an edit, those median incomes are a few years ago. Wages have gone up in VA since, both on min wage increases and in general. 130k is probably the median now.
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Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
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