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CondescendingShitbag t1_jbhhc89 wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
Ah yes, make shop owners confront their customers over masks...again. How well did that play out last time?
SomebodyInNevada t1_jbhhbzw wrote
Reply to comment by ultimomono in The island that switches countries every six months by Urgullibl
Con as with/jointly?? Isn't that Co?
Villane11e t1_jbhfqgk wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
literally violating Disability Rights, I hope someone sues him for this
COVID is still going around, and I doubt people who steal care about wearing a mask anyway??????? ppl unmasking is not going to help the p!gs be better at their jobs lmao
zdakat t1_jbhfoob wrote
Reply to comment by SuspiciousString3 in Armed police were put on standby in Bodmin after a deliveryman was attacked by a cat by matiyarosz
Is that a thing in the UK?
Thought that was more of a US thing to do.
halfanothersdozen t1_jbhfhv1 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Maybe not yours.
Some people will just _not_take responsibility and train their dogs.
VagCookie t1_jbhf4wc wrote
Reply to comment by m0le in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
I actually really like seltzer in general, so I still occasionally have a seltzer but I'm not like a big drinker so maybe once a week I'll crack one open.
p2dan t1_jbhel9r wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
These are some stupid motherfuckers in office.
Not much different in the US
davewhitebarber t1_jbhch05 wrote
Reply to comment by OldJames47 in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
I’m in a small town in the sierra nevadas. People here only wore them when the government said not to, then stopped when they were mandated.
Oblivious122 t1_jbhc6id wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Lonestar emerges from stealth with plans for lunar data centers by buggaby
>> 'Gooch said the project is not “elitist,” like “The World” cruise ship or other massive luxury cruise-liners. He said some units on the ship will rent for only $50,000 for two weeks—while the large luxury units could sell for more than $7 million.'
InternetPeon t1_jbhbg7u wrote
Reply to City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Yeah, the dogs can’t read the sign.
DaveOJ12 t1_jbhbfl6 wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
This is the countdown to extinction.
OldJames47 t1_jbhb0ny wrote
Reply to comment by davewhitebarber in NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
Yes, the flu and RSV were pretty bad in parts of the country and China had a new strain of COVID that was concerning.
VerimTamunSalsus t1_jbhazgf wrote
Reply to An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
Amine fans likely needed to be told that. If you've ever been to comic con you'd know the stench of incels and lonely boys.
ultimomono t1_jbhauol wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in The island that switches countries every six months by Urgullibl
> condominium
Without which n? Con (with/jointly) dominium (domain/ownership)
cbk101 t1_jbhap28 wrote
Reply to comment by Legitimate_Page in An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
They are the onion.
davewhitebarber t1_jbhadxp wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
People are still wearing masks?
Dwestmor1007 t1_jbh9sl7 wrote
Must have been a cop
RockyMountainHigh- t1_jbh8gw3 wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
Don Jr. Approves this message.
DamnBunny t1_jbh7e5c wrote
Reply to An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
Worked as security, I agree.
TAKE A BATH! I don't mean drowning in Axe Shower in a Can either. The smell alone makes me give wrong directions. Like to the Shower Room.
Chard069 t1_jbh760q wrote
Reply to Former Dublin Mayor says she did not discriminate against Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Parisduonce
Scientologists Smartologists, arise! You have nothing to lose but your pasta!
davewhitebarber t1_jbh64qz wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
Makes sense. Someday we won’t be able to shoot them.
socialistrock t1_jbh5z2o wrote
Reply to comment by AnybodySeeMyKeys in ‘Sick of it’: Catholic women vent frustration over sex, power and abuse by _Brandobaris_
Trauma bonding?
SuspiciousString3 t1_jbh5qbq wrote
Reply to Armed police were put on standby in Bodmin after a deliveryman was attacked by a cat by matiyarosz
They didn't care about the deliveryman, the cops just saw an excuse to shoot someone's pet and wanted to be prepared.
RangoTheMerc OP t1_jbh5j7f wrote
Reply to comment by UnoriginallyGeneric in You Could Brick The Nintendo Wii U Just For Not Using It, Reports Claim by RangoTheMerc
Let me introduce you to Ring Fit Adventure and Fitness Boxing!
pichael288 t1_jbhhes4 wrote
Reply to comment by Rocketsloth in An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
Juggalos are still a thing? When I turned 30 they disappeared, all the ones I knew are either dead or in prison. Worst possible people you could buy weed from