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peensteen t1_jbh5cbs wrote
Reply to comment by SUCHANASTYW0MAN in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
At least these don't have stupid sexually suggestive joke names. I hate that shit. Those things are perfect for trailer park blackouts, Krystal celebrating CPS finally freeing up her budget, and holding against that shiner that Ray Ray gifted Tammy Lynn after the Eagles lost.
BabyLegsOShanahan t1_jbh59wf wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
All skinfolk ain’t kinfolk. He’s been such a pawn from the beginning.
Grandpachill t1_jbh56rx wrote
Reply to Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
*** "RHINOS OVER HERE HOT RHINOS RIGHT HERE! COME GET YOUR HOT RHINO WHILE YOU CAN BEFORE THEY'RE GONE!" ***
whatdawhatnowhuh t1_jbh4yfk wrote
Reply to NYC Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks by Mighty_L_LORT
Back to shopping online then.
LittleKitty235 t1_jbh4ljj wrote
Reply to comment by 1714alpha in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
It’s not the drink we asked for, but it’s the one we deserve
Glitter_Butch t1_jbh4ix0 wrote
Reply to comment by Brotherwolf2 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
My first thought was a guy in my room staring at me and saying “don’t worry I won’t hurt you, I’m just here to look at you” 👀
In all seriousness this is awful and I hope the full weight of the law comes crashing down on this guy til he leaves them alone.
No_Sense_6171 t1_jbh4esr wrote
I hope that when I kill myself, I have the grace to wrap myself in a rug first to tidy things up.
Lord-Sneakthief t1_jbh3ofl wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Love that they felt the need to do that
Glitter_Butch t1_jbh3l1a wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Is he from Hawaii? Or is he an invasive species?
peensteen t1_jbh3grf wrote
Reply to comment by moon_buzz in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Literally every other drink in that commercial was better than Sunny Delight. Just drink orange juice, this stuff is vile.
bloonail t1_jbh2p5e wrote
Reply to comment by UsagiJak in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Who will play Godzilla if we have no local green monsters?
spachi25 t1_jbh1vcf wrote
Reply to Former Dublin Mayor says she did not discriminate against Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Parisduonce
What an idiotic thing. And they expect people to take them even remotely seriously? Its almost as ridiculous as Christianity ffs
TemporaryValue5755 t1_jbgzm6j wrote
MuckRaker83 t1_jbgykqk wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
natalie_mf_portman t1_jbgyjok wrote
Reply to comment by tanthonyS in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Totally!!
redheadedwoodpecker t1_jbgxzi7 wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Ah, the ol’ CCP “legal sanctions.” The phrase conjures compunction and restraint…
UnoriginallyGeneric t1_jbgxtjx wrote
Our Wii U still gets used, those fitness games are good fun.
MSeanF t1_jbgwpah wrote
Reply to comment by HowBoutaLittlePiss in Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
The trophy hunters? Sounds like a plan
Status-Biscotti t1_jbgwngg wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
I’m pretty sure dildos are illegal in Texas.
HDSpiele t1_jbgw5oc wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
I have literaly no idea what you just said I am a native German speaker not a native English speaker.
SomebodyInNevada t1_jbgw121 wrote
Reply to comment by ultimomono in The island that switches countries every six months by Urgullibl
I have always known that as without the n.
HDSpiele t1_jbgw03p wrote
Reply to comment by StonedOldChiller in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
The zone was specifically a protected zone against activism. Where I life you are not allowed to ride your bike on the sidewalk. But you can have your bike on the sidewalk as long as you do not ride it so if you push it is fine same thing you can not be there as an activist but you can still be there.
docterry6973 t1_jbgv6fk wrote
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jbgtr27 wrote
Reply to comment by redheadedwoodpecker in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
The line is tibetans and uighurs, fg facing legal sanctions is a good thing.
SelectiveSanity t1_jbh5hqc wrote
Reply to comment by Glitter_Butch in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Yes.