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[deleted] t1_jbgtdn8 wrote
Slide-Impressive t1_jbgsymp wrote
Reply to NASA fixes spacecraft by turning it off and on again — 'Firemode reset' sees Interstellar Boundary Explorer back on the job by Cosmicking04
If it ain't broke don't fix it. I mean troubleshooting tactics
Turbulent_Aioli854 t1_jbgsx2a wrote
Reply to comment by Rip_Hardpec in Popular beer recalled in Queensland for having 'excess alcohol' by Adrian-Wapcaplet
Quick, tell Gerard Butler so he can make a movie about it.
mia_elora t1_jbgs2d1 wrote
Reply to comment by -Tesserex- in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Would still be a step in the right direction, and once they're under the water it's a lot easier to convince them to actually clean themselves.
redheadedwoodpecker t1_jbgrpiv wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Interesting, I’ll have to look into that. So: You can do what you like with them Tibetans and Uighurs, but you really stepped over the line now, buddy!
MeanGreanHare t1_jbgqdme wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
How do they know it's a zombie virus?
Sounds like they made the virus themselves and were sloppy with the logic of the cover-up story.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jbgq5d8 wrote
Reply to comment by redheadedwoodpecker in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
They face some government persecution but the claims of mass murders and organ harvesting going back 30 years are largely lies.
EHnter t1_jbgp1ll wrote
Reply to comment by LordXenu45 in Cocaine Fueled Exotic Cat Escapes the Police by Individual-Monk-1801
Cocaine Critter Cinematic Universe
redheadedwoodpecker t1_jbgoif4 wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Sorry, do you mean they’re not being persecuted and murdered? I hadn’t heard that they were making it up, but it’s not something I’ve followed closely. Or do you mean that they are, but you think they deserve it?
soysubstitute t1_jbgoapj wrote
The Meth Lobby is strong in Oklahoma.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jbgnyjc wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
Sure thing Skippy, your jeebis ovverides all earthly authority and you're just being persecuted. /S
AtomikRadio t1_jbgn0wg wrote
Reply to comment by Nazamroth in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Just put codes for primos at the core of the soap.
RaceSignificant1794 t1_jbghxf3 wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Perfectly ignorant.
laineDdednaHdeR t1_jbghcjc wrote
Reply to comment by BoinkBoinkEtAliae in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!
goliathfasa t1_jbgf1ya wrote
_mad_adams t1_jbgenvb wrote
Reply to comment by 1714alpha in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Poetry
ladyofthelathe t1_jbgef7x wrote
Reply to comment by kenlasalle in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Death throes compel them to mimic andouille or boudin.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jbgd08r wrote
Reply to comment by redheadedwoodpecker in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Only if you believe a cult at face value
dman7456 t1_jbgcd8p wrote
Body was found behind a funeral home. The other thread on this indicated that the leading theory is he OD'd in a crack house and was dropped there rather than calling authorities and risking trouble.
jdjvbtjbkgvb t1_jbgb5zr wrote
Reply to comment by NoWayNotThisAgain in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
The permafrost is thawing... This research is for the common good. It is good to be prepared
jdjvbtjbkgvb t1_jbgak9l wrote
Reply to comment by johngtrsa in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
The permafrost will thaw in any case. It is great they find them before a contagion
jfcmfer t1_jbg9obt wrote
Reply to comment by SnooStories6404 in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Thanks, but I think I'll just wait for them to see my comment and come with an offer. I know my worth!
ManDarkAstronomonov t1_jbg8x95 wrote
Reply to comment by Brotherwolf2 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Tell that to my boss who insists on messing up my sleeping habits to call me into to work
NoWayNotThisAgain t1_jbg8h31 wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Let’s sleeping dogs lie. But wake up all the viruses…
HowBoutaLittlePiss OP t1_jbgtk0w wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Shocking trophy hunting reveals: SA safari rep urges rhino hunt before species goes extinct by HowBoutaLittlePiss
Shoot ‘em fast while supplies last