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rpgnoob17 t1_jbg7t3g wrote
Reply to comment by artful_nails in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
28 seconds later
It’s the prequel of the prequel of the prequel of 28 days later.
rpgnoob17 t1_jbg7rl1 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
All the black goo
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg71oq wrote
Reply to comment by Korean_Sandwich in Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
or Maury
r0botdevil t1_jbg6z9v wrote
Reply to comment by SentientCrisis in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Shes really nice, and she's obviously a very good diver. A lot of people in the scientific community aren't real stoked with what she's doing, though.
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg6z86 wrote
Jerry jerry
Korean_Sandwich t1_jbg6wu3 wrote
Reply to comment by moon_buzz in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
sizzurp
hippyengineer t1_jbg60yd wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
This is the first I’m hearing of the forest dildos(that weren’t particularly shaped tree branches).
HappyHighwayman t1_jbg5t79 wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Religious laws are awesome and clearly are correlated with societal success
AgermanBassoon t1_jbg583m wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
I remember when magic tournaments would put signs up about accepted hygiene levels.
voodoohotdog t1_jbg5234 wrote
SunnyD and rum be damned.
jimi15 t1_jbg4wuz wrote
Reply to comment by Lendyman in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Government institutions are always 10 years behind everyone else tech wise. I can believe it.
3pbc t1_jbg41v2 wrote
Reply to comment by Warpedlogic31 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
Viruses uhhh find a way
Guntcher1423 t1_jbg3tb4 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Built by Microsoft, was it?
MRmandato t1_jbg33rc wrote
Reply to comment by FindTheRemnant in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Exactly this. This is not oniony if you actually read the article. An investigation is clearly happening and at this point there are no signs of external or internal trauma.
MisterThere t1_jbg2wci wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in A French photographer offers an unexpected view of the United States — through its many strip clubs by SelectiveSanity
I think we should all start researching where he left off. 😉😉😉
bothunter t1_jbg2pec wrote
>"His credit card was used at least twice, once I believe it was an ATM. I've heard there's video of a man using it, and it isn't Nathan. The second time was at a Greyhound station. Also, his wallet clip was found with his American Express, but no ID," said Still.
And no foul play suspected... amazing. Louisiana law enforcement never ceases to amaze me.
5lack5 t1_jbg2aho wrote
Reply to comment by Acceptable_Wall4085 in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
>How can that be???
He held the gun in the wrong spot for the first shot.
[deleted] t1_jbg1wib wrote
Reply to comment by VampireLesbiann in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
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blakeley t1_jbg1s6y wrote
Reply to comment by haterhurter1 in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
That’s amazing, Sunny D was just straight up acid for me.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jbg1pdj wrote
Reply to comment by artful_nails in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
28....Beavers Later?
rugbat t1_jbg1mao wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
No doubt, it's also fine in Texas to own more than three firearms, though. I've never heard "dildos of the forest" before. 😱
blakeley t1_jbg1ivy wrote
Reply to comment by TypicalJeepDriver in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
I thought it was only me! And it was painful and immediate, could never me figure how others could continue drinking it.
tams420 t1_jbg16qn wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
The Passage, anyone?
Acceptable_Wall4085 t1_jbg1274 wrote
Reply to comment by 5lack5 in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
How can that be??? I say it could’ve been Gary moved as the first shot came to his head and the second tap took off his jaw.
NikoKida t1_jbg84mh wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Fuck y’all theocracies and your variants of the morality police