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[deleted] t1_jbfkjdr wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
That looks terrifying
HowBoutaLittlePiss t1_jbfk3wd wrote
Reply to comment by N3onknight in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
More lubricant required
Nazamroth t1_jbfk34g wrote
Reply to comment by M00NGRAPHIX in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Have you initiated an unexpected powercycle yet?
[deleted] t1_jbfk2y3 wrote
Reply to comment by KeaboUltra in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
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Legitimate_Page t1_jbfjz8k wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
It's oniony bc that's what those dudes smell like.
Schrecht t1_jbfjwjc wrote
Reply to comment by CleverGirl2014 in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Username checks out. :)
deathstar2 t1_jbfjvhr wrote
Worried-Try-8141 t1_jbfjsaf wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well.
Fracture_98 t1_jbfjpq4 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
It's very common. A standard feature of inaccessible computer equipment is called a "Watchdog Timer".
The system has a hardware counter that turns the computer off and on again if the timer gets too high. You then write your software so that it resets the timer at regular intervals. If your software crashes, it won't reset the timer and the computer will restart.
It's a bit more complicated than that, but it's really effective.
TricksterWolf t1_jbfjori wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
It is unlikely that they consider a woman not requiring a man to be innocent.
Fun fact: it is illegal to own more than three sex toys in Texas, but it is legal to own raccoons there. I guess that's why they call raccoons "dildos of the forest".
CleverGirl2014 t1_jbfjok1 wrote
Reply to comment by Schrecht in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
"Mostly" 🤔
[deleted] t1_jbfjfdh wrote
Reply to comment by stoneysmoke in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
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Playful-Clerk6505 t1_jbfjbqi wrote
Joe Goldberg has entered the chat.
Lendyman t1_jbfjb1p wrote
Reply to comment by NohPhD in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
15 years ago would be Windows XP! Or Vista. Oof.
victordudu t1_jbfj9k7 wrote
Reply to comment by tysontysontyson1 in Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
if something doesn't kill you, mad scientists will
victordudu t1_jbfj4mg wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
the VICOD-20, soon on every fucking door. comes with it's set of vaccines.
Warpedlogic31 t1_jbfj29s wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should" - Dr. Malcolm
CannabisCookery t1_jbfiwja wrote
PsychologicalSpace50 t1_jbfivep wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
great.........
tysontysontyson1 t1_jbfiube wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
This is definitely not going to destroy the human race. Definitely.
Monowakari t1_jbfiol1 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Bet they asked ChatGPT
ofalltheshitiveseen t1_jbfiid5 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
I.T. here.... This is the way...
johngtrsa t1_jbfihaf wrote
Reply to Scientists have revived a ‘zombie’ virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost by SelectiveSanity
What could possibly go wrong?
stoneysmoke t1_jbfidzx wrote
Reply to comment by 1714alpha in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
But at least it's not marshmallow flavored vodka. Official drink of every future Karen.
QuestionableAI t1_jbfkjo8 wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
Anything for teachers, the poor, the children they so famously care about, the elderly, the public services... library, roads, fire, police, or utilities...safe water? NO... just their grifting.