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Shadows802 t1_jbfhnl5 wrote
Reply to comment by Brotherwolf2 in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Is the person a really good looking woman in lingerie? because she would be welcome to wake me up.
[deleted] t1_jbfhkf9 wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Toblerone chocolate to cut iconic Matterhorn logo from packaging due to ‘Swissness’ laws by elizabeth-cooper
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FloridaManHitByTrain t1_jbfhii1 wrote
Reply to NASA fixes spacecraft by turning it off and on again — 'Firemode reset' sees Interstellar Boundary Explorer back on the job by Cosmicking04
I too am a professional at power cycling
Imguran t1_jbfhhl0 wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Whaa . . . their actions may have the opposite result.
Byzantium OP t1_jbfhg2n wrote
Reply to comment by mike-godwin01 in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
I tried Cap'n, but it dinna do a bit of good!
giasumaru t1_jbfhb4r wrote
Reply to comment by Grand_Protector_Dark in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Depends on what circle of people you are writing for.
Like if you posted this on r/grandorder, you'd have the title being Mashu's VA.
As Kotaku is a gaming website, it makes sense for them to write it as the voice actor of a character in Genshin Impact. That's their audience.
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Infernalism t1_jbfgx49 wrote
Reply to An anime actress with nearly 1 million Twitter followers tweeted out a guide telling her fans to bathe before coming to her concert by JayBaggins
Not oniony.
Those stinky bastards need a huge hint.
FindTheRemnant t1_jbfge7s wrote
Read the article, not the clickbait title.
"but say, at this point, there are no indications of foul play. "
He was summarizing the preliminary autopsy findings. Cause of death is currently unknown. That's all. It's not at all like they're saying "nothing to see here, investigation is closed".
natalie_mf_portman t1_jbfg57y wrote
Reply to comment by tanthonyS in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of using the term foul play at all though? Foul play is a much broader term than murder, so it covers anything to do with the circumstances surrounding a death that aren't natural.
doned_mest_up t1_jbffy0f wrote
Reply to comment by Schrecht in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Commit murder so cops find the body right before their lunch break. Perfect crime.
The84thWolf t1_jbffq7k wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Might as well be comfortable, right?
xman747x t1_jbffmyx wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
in an emergency, it always works for me
ZealousidealGrade821 t1_jbff8ni wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
I wonder how long they were on hold.
Keregi t1_jbff6hl wrote
Reply to comment by Beautiful_Fee1655 in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
Huge difference. Kendrick Johnson’s death was a tragic accident. The conspiracy theories are just that.
ultimomono t1_jbff3ks wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in The island that switches countries every six months by Urgullibl
How so? Condominium is a legal term that refers to a territory "that is governed by two or more foreign powers"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condominium_(international_law)
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/condominium
Bitch_Posse t1_jbfeezd wrote
Considering their love for guns, racism and misogyny I thought they were all high already.
mike-godwin01 t1_jbfe5ez wrote
Reply to NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
Have you tried reconfiguring the primary power coupling?
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Reply to comment by N3onknight in NASA fixes solar observation spacecraft by turning it off and turning it on again by Byzantium
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No-Think-Only-Sad t1_jbfddww wrote
Okay, MOM
Acceptable-Crew6144 t1_jbfdb3v wrote
Shocking! Just shocking.
Beautiful_Fee1655 t1_jbfd9a5 wrote
This scenario for "no foul play found by police" sounds familiar....
"Kendrick Johnson's body was found in a wrestling mat Jan. 11, 2013, in the Lowndes High School gym in Valdosta, Georgia. State and local law enforcement officials ruled the death an accidental asphyxiation, saying Johnson died after he climbed into a rolled-up mat to retrieve his sneakers. .... [His father] said at a news conference that he believes his son's death is being covered up."
stoneysmoke t1_jbfi5he wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Yeah, but damn kids these days are putting vitamins and electrolytes in that shit. They're doing it to keep from getting ruffied. That's a lot more responsibility and good thinking than we did back in the day. I'm not sure it's the same thing.