Gary Webb didn't die from two gunshots to the back of the head. The first shot took his jaw off, the second killed him. Not everything is a damn conspiracy

Man in cold November unloading crates from a truck: “Freddy? Yeah I knew ‘em. Always hung around that Persian rug store. Why, you think someone had it out for ‘em?”

Bewildered looking cop: “leeets just say we are looking at all angles. Let us know if you hear anything”

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Maybe his DEATH was not foul play, but someone clearly did something with the body AFTER the death

Troubleshooting 101: Did you try restarting?

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I have really contemplated starting a "mobile smell truck," like a food truck for deodorant, and setting up outside of places where smelly people gather.

Is this the same as the guy who blew the whistle on the CIA and Oliver North for peddling cocaine in Los Angeles committing suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head??

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Sometimes it's the first thing to try.

"Yeah, I think he died somewhere else."

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Produced by dick wolf.

Dorsal Dave strikes again

I just fixed my wifi by doing the same thing! Where do I apply for a job at NASA?

Honestly! it's just plain rude to die and not roll yourself up in rug. Have some consideration for others!

>Police would not confirm how the body was found, but did say crime scene investigators did not need to take the entire rug found at the scene with them.

What the fuck?

This better be adapted into a movie.

I'm sure he didn't do it on porpoise.

Roll me up and smoke me when I die.

It happens more often than you’d think

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Be sure you shoot yourself in the back of the head and roll that rug, with you inside it, out a high-rise window before you actually die though. Otherwise, it might look suspicious.

Dolls can't consent! /s

It’s a 15 y/o spacecraft… Sounds like it’s running Windows 3.1

I see several female dolls in the background so I don't think it's just women they want to control.