The old Daddy Pig trick

"If something happened and there was a moment of panic, come forward, we just want to know what happened to him," said Capt. Heinz.

…yeah, okay. Sure.

Time to elect a new coroner

Well, at least your bloated distended corpse will be an interesting radioactive yellow colour.

Is anyone still drinking seltzers? I thought that fad had passed. Might be wishful thinking.

It's not a protest, it's her being where she shouldn't be. The fact that she was quiet and praying doesn't come into it. Just like if a stalker was standing outside his ex's house quietly praying at three in the morning.

I can imagine the engineers scratching their heads "The spacecraft is not responding to commands."

Intern: "Did you try turning it off and back on again?"

Yeah and that story of the 9 women and children who got shot up by a cartel were just spreading bullshit religous lies, not on some "holy mission." I swear reporting has gotten out of hand

Must have already been plugged in.

Did they try working the shaft too ?

Basically this is what happens when Christians decide they know how you should live your life and go ahead and make laws for you.

When all else fails..

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The scary thing is, I remember the death of Neil Wilson (the man who wanted to be a fish)... So, I'm content that there may have been no foul play

> "It does appear he was left there, but that’s not where, mostly not where, he died," said Capt. Heinz.

Truly stellar police work.

The Beast of Bodmin strikes again! …or not, it seems. That delivery driver is never gonna hear the end of it now.

When Louisianans die, they automatically generate a self-wrapping rug.

It's a side effect from all the gumbo...

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Wet Goddess volume 2

I too plan on rolling myself up in a rug when I die.

Armed police notified that person with knife might be at loose. They are not asked to take any action.

That alert us incorrect, they are stood down.

Quick, someone call the papers!!

Everyone else working for the country gets 2%

The hero this thread needed👏

i actually only drink sunny d now as it's the only orange juice type drink that i don't get acid reflux from.

I just saw a huge pod jumping and playing in Kona last weekend. It was about 9am. Maybe it with their last wiggles before bedtime.

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