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rtels2023 t1_jbex6ep wrote
Couldn’t this be considered marketing alcohol to children? Feels wrong to me
SentientCrisis t1_jbex51n wrote
Reply to comment by r0botdevil in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
A friend of mine dives with her and said she’s pretty amazing. She’s just totally fearless.
Wisdomlost t1_jbevyjm wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
The only sex toy that anyone should fear is an anal dildo without a flanged base.
SentientCrisis t1_jbevtgb wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
I would much rather let a lonely, socially inept guy fuck a doll than attack real women because he can’t get one to consent.
orionsfyre t1_jbevrf7 wrote
Reply to comment by VampireLesbiann in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
Yup you are right... this story is like 5 years old.
NikoKida t1_jbev6g9 wrote
Is Ohio just the new Florida now?
VampireLesbiann OP t1_jbety3o wrote
Reply to comment by orionsfyre in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
>that this will be ignored by them entirely
Actually I'm pretty sure this made massive news in most of Africa and multiple African governments called on Beijing to explain this incident. Probably why this hasn't happened ever since and the Chinese government has included Africans and not this racist bs in every New Year show ever since
isUKexactlyTsameasUS t1_jbetvqw wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
four wrongs don't make it right
1, shit uk food
2, shit human being
3, shit way for our parents to die (alone)
4, ________________________ something something royal scroungers
Pudding_Hero t1_jbetu01 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Sealiously?
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jbetjsi wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
In his own words the bank robber in the vault wasn't there to rob a bank. He still got arrested.
You can stand in the street and pray literally anywhere. Nothing stopped this protester from doing it anywhere else. She had to go there specifically to do it as a protest. She did. She was protesting.
Stop eating this bullshit. It will remain bullshit, no matter how many times you say it's corn flakes. And it won't make your breath smell any better.
BeagleBackRibs t1_jbet6hg wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
The next county over will start doing the same, creating a cycle.
Theometer1 t1_jbesoyw wrote
Why is everyone and their mother making a seltzer?
Martyr-Saint t1_jbesjsk wrote
Reply to comment by Hug_The_NSA in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
I’m not a law maker. I never claimed to be.
What makes you think I’m the one who decides what is and isn’t allowed?
HDSpiele t1_jbesir0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
In her own words she wasn't, she didn't want to protest. she was there to pray not to protest.
UsagiJak t1_jbes0lc wrote
Reply to comment by bloonail in Chinese embassy denies racism in blackface skit by VampireLesbiann
What about it?
tonkats t1_jberyl0 wrote
Ugh. Those owners are double trash.
Central_Control t1_jberrsp wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
'Home Ministry" = Religious police. A religion has gained so much power in their society, they dictate everything that can and cannot be used in their society.
It'll happen in your area, too - if you let religion have any power in government at all.
Ogawara t1_jbeqk7g wrote
Reply to comment by LevelHeeded in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
The country is double teamed by Islam and conservative Christianity, nevermind the heavy foreign influence from CCP, sexual progressiveness is not on the agenda for any public figure.
Esarel t1_jbeqf8q wrote
Reply to comment by Grand_Protector_Dark in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
i immediately figured out who the VA was when you said this
monkeysandmicrowaves t1_jbeqemz wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Wow, look at all those dildos.
And they're standing in front of piles of sex toys.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jbeq65y wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
Incorrect. The question is, was she protesting in an area where she wasn't legally allowed to.
The answer is, yes.
End of questions.
HDSpiele t1_jbepvcy wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
The question was why was she even approached by the police in the first place and no she said she was there to prey for the dead babies that doesn't mean you oppose abortion and again when she was asked if she was part of a protest she said no. You can be a priest preying for and helping people on death rown and still be for the death penalty.
The_Muznick t1_jbepjd7 wrote
Reply to comment by hagantic42 in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
And then there's smash players in a league all their own. One dude literally shit himself while playing. Because why hold it in? Fuck it I gotta go I squeeze it out now because I have to play this game.
TellemTrav t1_jbeonxq wrote
Who is giving these animals cocaine???
TypicalJeepDriver t1_jbexds8 wrote
Reply to comment by blakeley in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Dude I’m sayin. As a kid I had an iron stomach and Sunny D always gave me heartburn. Turning it to a seltzer would absolutely light me up. Hard pass.