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OndeOlav t1_jbeodid wrote
Reply to comment by BIH-Marathoner in Nick Cannon Gives Birth to a New Game Show, Called ‘Who’s Having My Baby?’ by Any-Sir8872
May I suggest kicking it back with some old school TV? I hear E! has some new and exciting shows..
Sombre_Ombre OP t1_jbeo80s wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Right? The timing is everything, hardly accidental!
sporeboyofbigness t1_jbenwfo wrote
Reply to comment by M-C_Elroy in VIDEO: Dangerous wild cat on cocaine captured in Ohio neighborhood by msnmck
Jake Paul is from Ohio.
that explains it all really.
usererror99 t1_jbenw2i wrote
It's called riot punch...
SUCHANASTYW0MAN t1_jbenw1v wrote
Reply to comment by Scrubbing_Bubbles_ in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Mikimao t1_jbemg9b wrote
Can't blame the girl for not being a fan of pungent nerd
Rootsboy79 t1_jbembjb wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
More stupid laws made by insecure men to control women.
PescTank t1_jbem3kc wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
As someone who had to grow up in Fairfax county, I’d just like to throw in a hearty “fuck Fairfax county”
PartyPorpoise t1_jbelzx7 wrote
Reply to comment by Martyr-Saint in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
It’s less about human safety and more about not disturbing the animals. When whales and dolphins are constantly being approached by humans, it stresses them out and disrupts their normal routines and behaviors. They start to avoid areas where they’re being approached, which is a problem when those places are important feeding and calving grounds. When it’s just one guy it’s not an issue, but it’s a big problem when a lot of people do it. Hence the law.
Hug_The_NSA t1_jbel6mh wrote
Reply to comment by Martyr-Saint in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
People like you are why modern society sucks. Just adding arbitrary bullshit rules because youre worried about other peoples safety. If you are worried about the risks of swimming with dolphins dont do it. The guy in the article did nothing wrong and should have been left alone.
LevelHeeded t1_jbeklii wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Too many humans are way too obsessed with what other humans do in private.
Imagine if this person had to be honest for two second, and give the real reason, not this "public order and national safety" that we know is 100% bullshit. I would like to know the real reason this person is envious of other people pleasuring themselves.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jbekbhn wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
If you stand in a no-protesting zone and tell cops you're there to oppose abortion, you're protesting. That's the point of the zone.
In the words of someone who seems pretty confused right now, "you should be keeping to the law at all times no matter where no matter when."
HDSpiele t1_jbekbf8 wrote
Reply to comment by dice_away in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
It needs to show off an opinion to do that you must draw attention a woman alone standing there because this is what it probably looked like from the outside is the opposite of drawing attention if she brought friends or was loud than that would have been a protest. But what is the point of activism if you are not drawing attention? I would genuanly be curious. How something that doesn't draw attention that doesn't send any kind of message can be considered activism. As praying infront of an abortion clinic doesn't send a clear message. It could send the message that you are praying for the souls of the children like the woman did but you could also be praying that the woman make a speedy recovery you could have a friend in their any you are praying for her or you could just be passing by and gotten a call that a family member is now in a hospital so you pray for them. All of that is just as likly an explanation when you walk bye. If this is to be considered a protest that it should be considered objectivly the worst protest in the history of protests.
Ennkey t1_jbek5np wrote
Reply to comment by mia_elora in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Anime girls with their tongues hanging out of open mouthes. Whatever it takes
nox_nox t1_jbejys8 wrote
Reply to comment by AngryYowie in Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
Roughly a 45% raise for board members.
"The county executive proposed a 2% raise for all county workers."
"The board is set to adopt the FY 2024 budget on May 9, "which currently includes a roughly 7% increase in the tax bill for the average resident. Ninety million dollars in the FY 2024 are unappropriated,""
MoMedic9019 t1_jbej9zx wrote
Reply to Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Y’all have no problems making them, but all the problems using them?
Malaysia loves it’s human rights violations.
dice_away t1_jbeit4k wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
Activism doesn't have to be loud at all lmaoooo
ThrillSurgeon t1_jbeic9q wrote
Reply to comment by Notacooter473 in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre
Taxation without representation.
EyesLikeBuscemi t1_jbeibvx wrote
Reply to comment by Grand_Protector_Dark in Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert by Bleachi
Found the person who needs to bathe.
HDSpiele t1_jbeiaqw wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
I am not from the US I am from austria you presence alone can not be a protest. protests by their definition need to try and accomplish something her being in a place literaly doing nothing as silently praying in a manner where most people would just consider you standing there can be considered doing nothing.
Again the actions taken by the people protesting make a protest a protest you need to voice an opinion to be a protester a woman standing silently maybe folding her hands is not voiceing an opinion. She could have been praying that the woman in their have no complications and get out there as healthy and safe for all we know unless you ask her nobody would have known her opinion so this can simply not be considered a Form of protest as this is the antithesis of a protest as she wasn't even drawing attention.
ThrillSurgeon t1_jbehjj1 wrote
Reply to comment by Martyr-Saint in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg
Typically.
HDSpiele t1_jbehi21 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in Mental crimes: Amendments to the Public Order Bill, which criminalise silent prayer in England and Wales by El_Kurgan_Alas
But what action violated the protective order her being there? People where still allowed to pass bye. Was it her standing there? It can't be because she was praying as her not bothering anybody can not be a crime because again she was silent you can not violent a law by not bothering anybody is not actively requiring you bothering them. I am not even shure if people who passed by or people inside noticed her praying.
orionsfyre t1_jbehdix wrote
Many African regimes are so desperate for Chinese money and investment that this will be ignored by them entirely and it's unlikely to make a blip on news networks in Africa.
The fact of the matter is that Chinese Racism is international. There isn't a race, or nation, that Chinese Agit-prop doesn't decry as less then or inferior. (Sometimes they like Russia) To the Chinese media machine, the Chinese are the superior race, and all other peoples exist only to service the Chinese people in their ascendency.
Many of their popular action movies feature Chinese characters routinely defeating the corrupt, morally bankrupt, and dishonest Europeans, Africans and Americans. They feature caricatures that would make 1980's movies uncomfortable...
Chinese people are taught that their culture is superior in everyway to every other culture. Chinese "Unity" is superior to any other nation, race, or form of governance.
Essentially China now is what England/West Europe/America was in the 1700-1940 period. The colonial period, without the ability land grab because of international law. (this is why they are watching Ukraine very closely)
WritingRites t1_jbeh5bh wrote
Reply to Fairfax County Board of Supervisors vote in favor of giving themselves a massive raise by Pantherax_k
How about the teachers?
BastardofMelbourne t1_jbeojpl wrote
Reply to Cocaine Fueled Exotic Cat Escapes the Police by Individual-Monk-1801
COCAINE BEAR 2: COCAINE CAT