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It's really interesting that your punches didn't work but the wrench did. Does the wrench have iron in it by chance? Iron is a weakness for certain entities. May give us a hint as to what it is.

Sounds shitty

Skinwalkers in the Canadian rockies? I’ll take a note the next time I go there

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Keep us posted. That incident with the Polaroid of you and Jared, before you even went to the house, is exceedingly troubling. Maybe you should sleep off-site during the day and monitor the house in person and awake at night. That might not be any safer but it's worth a shot.

I used to live in a house with a bedroom with two entrances, one door was in the hallway near the bathroom and the other was in the living room. We put our tv cabinet in front of the living room one, mostly blocking that door. I'm sure it's something simple and innocent like that!

What a shitty situation..

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I guess that your uncle's gone forever. The "thing" that was in your closet took the place, or possessed your uncle. I believe that you are safe for the time being, but you never know!

Sadie needs to go in Hells Kitchen, Ramsay would love her.

"YOU SET FIRE TO THE BUILDING, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!?"

'Peeling potatoes chef..'

Can you make a new painting that does as you say? Bigger, better, your guard Satan for the Exacter.

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OK, firstly if your clients or boss is demanding to smell check or sniff you before you start plumbing, that's whack. Secondly, stop washing your hair every time you shower, once every two to three days bro or you're gonna strip the natural oils. Thirdly, how do you wash your hair? Just tilt your head back a little while soaping, and when rinsing put your back to the faucet and arch backwards/run your hands backwards through your hair.. don't just stand there getting soap in your eyes, cmon now guy!

This has been a public service announcement.

I'm confused, was Sadie really bad at cooking?

I do the same shit and DON'T leave the bathroom door ajar... it's way to creepy & I feel even more vulnerable if it's open. Nope! Closed & Locked; Locked & Loaded!

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Stella is a bitch

I'm suddenly glad I learned to make sure the door was locked before showering was my sister's toddler joining me. Between being directly under the water to wash my hair and the music I didn't hear her until she was in the shower with me demanding "Give me the shower"

Had a mini heart attack and kid almost went flying 'cross the room, but other than that it was fine. No mysterious entity trying to turn me into it's next snack.

See if you can try to remove the backwards z by changing it into something else removing the skin or maybe just cutting off your hand entirely

"so help me god, yellow eyes"
~Ralphie

There's a lot to unpack here. Having a go puts one in a most vulnerable position against predators. Fight or flight turns into shit or git.

The place has to have some cameras that can help you prove innocence, right?

You likened dogs and cats to being large rats, did you mean that as a compliment? Rats are incredibly clean, social, affectionate and very very intelligent. They will come by name when called, can be taught trucks, and are just the lovliest little critters that don't deserve any of the bad rap they've been given.

Also good on you for saving a stray, you're a good bean.

All I could think about was them two sitting around and playing Uno together or something! Bring that kid some books and games

Yeah okay but they need to pay you enough that you don't need to work a day job also, firstly for the sake of humanity and you staying awake/healthy, secondly because that's a hell of a lot of responsibility.

Surely there is a 'Painting Guard' union you can join.