So like… I would have moved out but let him finish… he obviously had something important to tell.

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Your dad really worked himself to the bone

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OKAY SO IS FELIX HIS SON??? Or did Felix summon the demon to kill the old man? What weren’t you supposed to know? Did the obituary name the children? Is Felix the monster? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Instant karma at its finest.

Throwing things away is necessary. In all aspects of life. Throw it away.

Boy, and here I thought my perfectionism was unhealthy.

Very interested in Anthony's story (and story) too..

It was probably Emma tbh

What was Felix talking about? You weren't supposed to find out? He knew it was dangerous looking at the film, is he part of this? Am I misinterpreting ?

You need to love yourself way more -

For real.

I mean, at that point, these people have been living the same 50-year loop for a few dozen trillion years, if not over 100 trillion.

By all means, they've... They've lived long enough. They've lived into the incalculable finite infinity

Wow… so sorry you dated my ex bf.

Stan was/is a narcissistic, mysoginistic, controlling, overbearing ass! He makes himself feel superior by putting you down. I married one. Get away if he's not gone for good. He'll probably turn up after whatever got him throws him back after tiring listening to his bit--ing! Take the dog and run.

I can’t even watch videos of it. This story was enough for me for a while. Lol

I had forgotten the word for it. Fairly certain I have this. I can swim in a pool or where I can touch bottom. Boats in freshwater lakes and rivers are fine. You will never find me on the open ocean, great slave lake or even Lake Superior, fuck that. For me it’s a fear of not knowing what or how big aquatic life in deep water can be. Also how fucked one can be if stranded in such places. It’s a phobia because even when the stimulus does not present any harm (think a photo of open ocean), there is an anxiety spike and feeling of fear.

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Stan sounds exactly like an ex of mine. He was narcissistic and abusive, very much like Stan. Sounds like that snake-monster-thing did you a favor. You said Stan wanted a snake anyways. I hope he didn’t give the poor creature indigestion.

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He sounds like a good candidate for the U of I Writers Workshop.

Who cares, Stan was a douche. You and Penelope are better off without him. Good riddance!

Good riddance boyfriend

How crazy! You can't stop digging for the truth now!

Anti-tachyon response:

Dear Futurelings,
Sorry to hear you're having a tough time out there near the heat death of the universe. That must suck after all those aeons of utopian life. We'll try to fit a ban on technological progress into our schedule, but it might be tricky. We're kinda busy working on ensuring the planet can support human life for the next 50 years and looking forward to being vaporized by our own sun.
Love,
The Pastlings

P.S. Thanks for describing utopia in such detail. It sounds really boss, you dicks!