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LeXRTG t1_jdgtzuf wrote

I love how the whole comment section is threats if he hurts Max. Fuck yeah reddit! OP I swear if you hurt that little doggie I'm gonna...

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LeXRTG t1_jdgtbyt wrote

Hi OP. Supernatural entity here. I think you are misunderstanding our intentions here. We just like to fuck with you. We don't want you dead. If you're dead, we can't fuck with you anymore. Lose/Lose situation and all. Things are boring in our plane of existence. Everything is grey. No colors. No emotion. You can try to jump out from around the corner and scare your fellow entities but you get no reaction. Nobody cares. So we come to the living world at the time where the veil is thinnest, and we scare the shit out of people. It's so much fun, you should try it sometime.

Anyway, I'm terribly sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm glad you were able to dodge the knife, I figured you would be, but it scared the shit out of you, didn't it? Mission accomplished. High 5. Entity out

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LeXRTG t1_jdgs3n4 wrote

Bro if I were you the absolute last place I would be is my mother's house. You should already be halfway across the country with a new haircut, new facial hair or lack thereof, and a new name. Chuck your phone and get a burner. Pull all of your cash out of the ATM. Call an Uber driver and then offer them cash to take you somewhere far away, off the record. They damn near killed you, I wonder if they told anyone else about it. If so, take advantage of that. Let everyone think you're dead and disappear. And why in the world would you ever drink anything that they bought?? Don't make a stupid mistake like that again, you might not be so lucky next time

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