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Liraeyn t1_jcafg23 wrote
Reply to comment by LongEffect in My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
Follow-up: which time zone?
Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcab1gp wrote
Reply to comment by MatgamarraAlt3 in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
I thought your SOL was a demon or some shit, not a fucking dolphin. Those shitheads are even worse than the devil
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcaavhw wrote
Reply to comment by Leo_The_Dumbass in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
I did warn in the title he wasn’t human
Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcaaoam wrote
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How the fuck did I get to the bestiality side of this forum
themagicflutist t1_jca9qv7 wrote
Reply to comment by mothbxlls in My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
Yeah that’s fair. But at this point there are probably tons of them: cousins, second cousins, very distant relatives. People gonna do what they want to do. I see your point being for the greater good and I agree, but when you’re an individual, it doesn’t feel fair to have that choice made for you. That is a huge issue in our world in general. It seems that op’s family is no different. That’s a lot of people to get on the same page.
themagicflutist t1_jca9g2s wrote
Reply to comment by leah_paigelowery in My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
I mean, my answer above still applies. It’s like having a food allergy (but yes obviously way worse). Some people still go through the discomfort if they want. Sometimes being able to do what you want to do is worth it, without being held back by something over which you had no choice. I mean this guy lived a good portion of his life without having an issue, and I’d say it wouldn’t happen again.
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jca9brc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
My daughter is not eighteen, she’s in her 20s. I also thought it was weird at first but he said he was 29 and for some reason I trusted him
[deleted] t1_jca96fd wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Not sure which part is more horryfing, the dolphin person making dolphin babies or that you thought a man in his 40s is a good match for your 18 year old daughter 😨😨
basicbidita t1_jca7jtl wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Dude Jasmin clearly should marry a wereshark now, and seek avenge on that dolphin..also you need to stay away from your daughter please.. sorry to say but you're not a good mom :(
LittleBack6016 t1_jca6q5h wrote
Reply to comment by sugoidesuuu in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Fish are friends, not food. Evidently very good friends. They didn’t show this part in FINDING NEMO
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SpookyAtticDoll t1_jca4q3a wrote
Reply to comment by Official_Aurora in My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
That would be a very dark, and yet very innocent prank at the same time. It would be hilarious.
Hindufury t1_jca3xe2 wrote
Reply to comment by Orange__Moon in My family doesn't eat meat after 6pm because of The Consequence by WeirdBryceGuy
That sounds like a spot in Little Rock I used to frequent
realchessman t1_jca3ixm wrote
Reply to comment by madmartin55 in My little girl got lost on a field trip to a National Park. The child the rangers returned to me was not my daughter. by RooMorgue
The teacher, park ranger, and other kids also noticed it, so i don't think that was what happened here.
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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jca18my wrote
Reply to comment by Marbles_2022 in The Petrova Incident by MatgamarraAlt3
The soldiers shoot the creature with the rifle. But it’s very difficult to off yourself with a rifle
Marbles_2022 t1_jca13ap wrote
Reply to comment by MatgamarraAlt3 in The Petrova Incident by MatgamarraAlt3
I would start shooting with the rifle then. LATER you can swap to the pistol. As it is, it is a literal (unfired) Chekov's gun. Not be be an asshole. Just saying. I did enjoy the story.
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9z2o2 wrote
Reply to comment by glyphdragonix in My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Yes the legend of the boto cor de rosa
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9z0it wrote
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To be fair I also didn’t expect him to be secretly dolphin
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Its_panda_paradox t1_jc9ybjx wrote
Reply to I Work As A CSI (Final) A Marriage Proposal. by 02321
I am so glad you shared your story, and congratulations on your upcoming nuptials!! I absolutely adored it from the beginning to this excellent end. I hope you and Jackie have a long, happy, magical life of wedded bliss.
the_humeister t1_jc9y6oc wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
Stupid sexy dolphin
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