Not to rain on your parade, but the generational curses are there for a reason - we can't have the culprit suffer only in a single birth. They need to be haunted through all the lives they take. This particular curse will last as long as the cannibal keeps reincarnating.

He isn't technically your son in law since your daughter never married him. Just the father of your grandchild and your child

Glad you're back to your normal self, OP! I'm no expert but maybe you can look for vegetable-based alternatives. I've seen plant-based burgers around and they're pretty okay!

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I want to know when it resets.

Is it midnight, like when people fast for Lent?

Or is it sun-up, like with that Mogwai rule?

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I was a vegetarian for a few years and the first meat food I ate was fucking tuna noodle casserole.

“I have done so”.

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I think you’re thinking botulism. I think that’s the one that can cause animals to die standing up.

Seriously, just go vegan ! And honestly these curses that pass through generations, we don't even use them anymore because the person who effect everything up in the first place doesn't even suffer anymore. But, like, vegan amd you can eat what you want when you want.

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Indian food is the best food ever, especially the vegetarian dishes. I miss living somewhere that has a decent Indian restaurant. The best place I've ever been what a tiny little international grocery where the family that owned it had a room in the back where they cooked and sold homemade dishes till they ran out. Their food was 10 times better than any of the actual sit down restaurants I've been to. It's been 20 years nearly since they closed and we moved but I will never forget it. Best food I've ever tasted.

Ordered, at 10:30? Fuck that, 3:30 AM, walk to the local 24-hour grocery, buy a take&bake Deluxe (store-made or like Delissio or something), add like a pound of ground beef, a heap of cheese, and some hot peppers, serve with copious booze. God, I miss those days, back in the mid-2000s rooming with friends in a dingy 2 bedroom apartment in the moderately-bad part of town.

I think the fighting included Roger. He's not all human anymore. He might have been fighting the creature trying to get inside the station. Poor girl! Only wanted to camp! Her foot was to lure you out. Stay inside! Update!

Cue “I understood that reference” gif lol

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The periosteum is highly innervated. Mate still had a spine and eyes, so likely he had a brain too, where the signals from the nerves could be interpreted.

That sneaky cetacean! Never trust hairy muscles and a fedora OP.

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Not your daughter but they won't give her back. You'll have to get iron and go in the burrow. Best of luck to you

They have your woman

In a way you got lucky your family was there to help/stop you!

It was a bizarre read but not the worst I’ve ever read.

why'd the post get deleted?