Friend: Hey man can you tell how to do this thing?

Me: Yeah man it's alt + frog.

Friend: ...

Me: you could also try ctrl + fox

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Needs the chocobo theme.

Yeah, this is cool looking and all but absolutely not practical

OP will find themselves flicking the animals off keycaps by accident in no time just by reaching for the keys

Roosters will try to fuck up anything, regardless of it's size to protect their hen(s). Even something like a mountain lion, a rooster will not back down and just die.

my buddy has some ex housemates who he heard tried to have a chicken coop in their bathroom. Thankfully, they attempted this at their next residence and unsurprisingly, it did not go very well

Can’t find my checkbook, hope you don’t mind I pay ya in change

Wish I could go there.

First I've heard of cows being dicks. I mean, I'm sure a bull can be dickish, but the cows? Have yet to encounter a mean one.

Quite the contrary. Any group of cows I've been around tend to slowly surround me as if I'm some deity about to address them.

Awesome creatures, they are

Otsego County.

We have a lot of chickens but one in particular named Slim Thug is a sneaky little fucker when he wants to be. He can’t ever win against our other rooster Muff-head who is much bigger and has longer spurs than him, so he takes out his frustration on us whenever he sees us bending down and tries to spur us from behind. He also takes offense to images on our pants and especially hates my Nightmare Before Christmas pajama pants and will try to spur Jack Skellington on them.

When you only know one person at the party.

Yup! My Instagram and Twitter are @mytrippygifs

Where does one purchase?

Man Bing AI is really hard on itself

"Why are we running?"

"What is the danger?"

"Oh my God, did it catch us?"

From Clinton, where at?

How about a crab for Esc? When crabs are stuck in a bucket they pull any climbers back in.

I was making a Napoleon Dynamite reference, a bit of a deep cut I guess LOL

I concur. OP, we need an etsy link.

I’ve only known them to be extremely sedate. And no feathers to speak of.

Bro learned his lesson

Starry Night, Far and Bright. Hey! That rhymes.

He's Naruto running.

/u/savevideobot

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