"get back here! I swear to god ima fuck you up! ... Wait.. don't pick me up! If only I had hands!!"

So awesome, take my money

That's one fat cock.

Kids I’m old now, but back when I was about 4 years old, an older sister (8 years older) took my (2 years younger) sister and I to visit new chicks born at our next door neighbors place. Somehow I got left behind and trapped in the hen house by the rooster. I remember him slowly pacing back back and forth at the door while making a dreadful noise as I stood paralyzed. Finally, he came at me, scratched my face and I ran out and back home. The next thing I remember is seeing my big brother using a shovel to remove its head.

It was not the rooster’s fault I had been left there. I felt relief when the rooster was dead. To this day I do NOT like roosters.

My brother used to be scared of a certain aggressive rooster when he was like 5 or 6. Rooster would always chase him down around the yard, and tried to attack his head, by jumping/flying into my brother.

Thas was until my dad gave my brother a solid wooden stick, and send him on the yard with it. Rooster attacked as usual, but got beaten the shit out of by my brother with the help of the stick. Rooster never attempted to bother him again.

KFC: Kentucky’s Friendliest Chicken

How do you make these?

Nobody's going to talk about those beautiful wood floors? /r/centuryhomes would be livid.

My daughter would love these. Unfortunately, our cats would love them more.

GUESS WHAT!!?

same, even after removing it it's still stuck. gotta call the technician to come in and get my wall moving again

I don’t personally think there’s anything wrong with animals husbandry and consumption.

It’s factory farming and the hell that animals have to live through just to become food, that’s the problem

wwiitchcrrraaawwwft.....dot gif.

You know, I tried, but for the life of me, I can't make birds lol

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Had a baby chick that was lovable when small. It turned out to be a rooster and when it hit adulthood it was a feathered Velociraptor that owned our backyard. You couldn’t go back there without being chased around by this evil spawn.

The door is wide open for a reference about a C**k.

What does the Fox do?

Happy cake day

Roosters can grow lang talons.

Edit: I see the vegans are down voting. He ran a small, clean, pasture grazed dairy farm in Central NY for 45 years. Those cattle were happy.

I've had chickens and anytime I see these videos all I can think about is the amount of shit they need to clean up after letting the chicken inside.

AI is hot garbage 🤮

When I print it out to apply to the wall it stops moving.

Do the chickens have large talons?