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Hey, what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn? And don't look at me when I'm fucking talking to you!

The ice he's standing on could easily still be thick enough to hold a small vehicle, ice is far stronger than most people realize, generally when ice opens up it's not because of something on top of it necessarily, there's usually already a crack or something that was pushed by something on top, holes also open up seemingly at random all the time, particularly on larger lakes, you'll be out on the ice and hear what sounds like an explosion in the distance and see a large whole open up(my dad saw one open up about 100 feet from a dude who drove his truck out onto the ice, dude was shook), large cracks will also often be quite loud, but are generally harmless

He immediately switches to “ooh time for a walk” mode.

It's called spam. Spam spam spam spam. Posted by pitchmen. Same script "I worked so hard". Same "close up touch up" and big reveal" scenario.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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EY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ON MY FUCKING LAWN, I DONT LOOK A DAY WITHOUT FUCKING TALKING TO YOUUUUUUUU

Touch grass

Scared. Dog also runs straight past his rescuer to dry land.

Yeah I've seen one bite the ladder and just hang on but that even though the shore was 5 feet in the other direction.

I have a “The Princess Bride” script portrait. I love it and the last line at the bottom is, “As you wish”.https://i.imgur.com/fMUknuK.jpg

That's because this isn't the first time homie has thrown his dog in icy water for attention.

Do you mind if we put a statue next to your home? …No no,not to big…you will hardly notice it.

Yes

Also, tie yourself off to a tree and bring something pick-like to claw your way out if need be.

My god did that smell good.

He had way too much belly to lie down on.

If this is the guy they sent in for the rescue, the camera man must be HUGE

(The man) didn't fear (falling in the water) and rescued (the dog) is my guess lol

The speed of light is for pussies WE'RE GOING PASSED THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Yeah.

I grew up going duck hunting with a bird dog.

Until you teach a dog how to get out of the water they just want to lean forward and pull with their front paws.

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Totally not staged. :/