Seems like they still have some horsepower...

They are. I’ve never seen one so large.

Most geckos are pretty small. That is an outlier breed for sure

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I don't know... Bad News Bears and Sandlot are absolute goats.

Arguably the best sports movie ever made in my humble opinion..

Right? I've taken a bite from a tokay and it is by far one of the worst bites I've personally taken from a reptile. They do not let go. Only gecko I take seriously when they bark.

"Waaaaaait a minute. Did that thing just mo. . .I think it moved. . .did it move? Meeeeeh, maybe it didn't mofuckitmoveditfuckingmoved!"

Piss on Eddie Shore!!!!!! Piss on old time hockey!!!!!

This legit made me lol! Thank you for that! I needed a laugh

According to top comment, maybe masturbation?

That particular species of Gecko have a very painful bite..

I just scared the crap out of my dog when I jumped.

I was about to say if it was I wouldn't be totally sure who my money was on LOL.

It would be terrible if something were to happen and you didn’t have insurance.

Slapshot is arguably the best hockey movie ever made.

In fairness, it's not like much of Texas is wilderness anymore. The highway is probably the only way that you can go such a distance without running into things like property line fences (and people angry that you're trespassing on their land).

Also, people are allowed to dress up and have fun, whether it's your thing or not.

No State tax means definitively not bigger.

Dude that things huge

Largest Indoor rodeo. Calgary is bigger, according to the biggest rodeo fan I know.

Looks like a Tokay gecko, those fuckers are mean.

Is that really the size of geckos I always assumed that they were much smaller

By what metric? I find this debate fascinating.

Good call, because Taxes known for “Everything is bigger in Taxes” ⭐️ State

That was worth Reddit today. Take my upvote.