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My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.
I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.
I guess divorce parties are a thing now?Submitted by couch_cushion_dorito t3_10k8gy3
The lion, the witch and the wardrobeSubmitted by GoldenStateBlues t3_10jyhly
My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…
Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek MiSubmitted by jimbeam_43 t3_10jw8ok
I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyleSubmitted by DarwinismObvious t3_10jth2q
Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.Submitted by letouxftw t3_10jr7ww
Amused finding this today 😂Submitted by missweirdo562 t3_10jqec5
New Yorkers don’t playSubmitted by mastervadr t3_10jlkw1
Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.
I don’t understand women?!? I told my wife I was getting her a Star Wars outfit for our sexy time and she was so excited! But then I showed up with it and she almost threw me out??
He seems pretty angrySubmitted by Important_Ad_6193 t3_10jc6wq
I knew there is a correlation.Submitted by lithuanian_streamer t3_10ja90q
Funny because it hurts!Submitted by Additional_Breath651 t3_10j8r3f
My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a surveySubmitted by themedicd t3_10j1gts
Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.Submitted by KermitKilledASMS t3_10j0gks
My sister's mother-in-law was told she should put her weed gummies next to citrus when she flies to hide the smell.
What are you trying to imply, Twix?Submitted by guy-levanon t3_10iyy5p
I turned my back for 10 seconds…Submitted by ILoveToads t3_10imn90
My first tattoo designs received a wave of equal parts support and abuse, so I decided to make some more
Chicken Burger [OC]Submitted by BrianWonderful t3_10ikepl
Middle school breakups are rough these days...Submitted by afieldclatter46 t3_10ik0c7
Life givesSubmitted by This-Platform-1370 t3_10ihuuz
The Real LossSubmitted by Miles_the_new_kid t3_10igait