RIP ShelbyvilleSubmitted by tburns1469 t3_zst60u
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My wife couldn’t open the bag, so this was her solution when she bought the potato.Submitted by Jacksquatch t3_zssj22
Don’t put a bottle of frozen cola on your heated floor…Submitted by Klutzy_Aerie t3_zsnql2
Messi effectSubmitted by livmau5 t3_zsg70s
Question on my first grader’s take-home worksheet from today.Submitted by stwaldo t3_zsbeyz
My wife loves movies, but dislikes unnecessary sexual scenes. This is a gift she got from some work friends.
My dad thought I was gay because I was close to my friends. circa 2010Submitted by TheOGGhettoPanda t3_zsa50p
Passed a guy outside of Minneapolis on the freeway today. He spun out. This is him, wearing a hockey jersey, trying to dig his truck out with a hockey stick...only in Minnesota!
My wife is a teacher and just received this gift from a young student who is still learning English
Plastic fittings giving me cancer now tooSubmitted by uwutmaite t3_zrxf3j
Pasta Types [OC]Submitted by ToothyBjComic t3_zro5qb
Gingerbread house made by my kids 😂Submitted by discodaz878787 t3_zrn14t
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This is the patch on my mom’s gun bag. She’s quiet, 62 and shoots every weekend.Submitted by jimbag69 t3_zr82wh
The female version of manspreadingSubmitted by upstageRewind t3_zr1464
I turned on the news this morning to see if it was very cold outside.Submitted by HeyCaptain30 t3_zqy3f9
My mother washes her dishes by hand because the dishwasher is used for other things.Submitted by roambeans t3_zqx0gq
I was looking for to buy a car. This was the wallpaper one of the car’s screen.Submitted by soontobecp t3_zqttq9
My sister thought this was a good way to stop her cat from destroying the Christmas tree
My neighbor’s Christmas decorationSubmitted by where_is_my_monkey t3_zqdzm8
What percentage of men buying this will use it to hold a fish?Submitted by PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS t3_zq9396
This is my Christmas present from my boss. I’m a 41-year-old man, and neither my first nor last names start with T.
Went to the Dr. about a kidney stone and got roasted. It is remarkable it was just cold!
How long do you guys think before they ask for my brand new plate back?Submitted by aissuo t3_zq20qc
What's the missing word?Submitted by Roberticus123 t3_zpwes7