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“you’re 30?”, “you’re single and live alone?”, and “wait how many cats?” are my free-spaces for Thanksgiving Bingo this year!
I am altering my toilet. Pray I don’t alter it any further.Submitted by Dividebynegativezero t3_z34efl
Mitch Hedberg would roll over in his grave.Submitted by charlietoday t3_z30ods
My wife thought she was ordering eight individual bananas...Submitted by ex_natura t3_z2zzz9
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my parents got me a bottle of rum while they were on a cruise. English is not their first language.
DaylightSubmitted by bonuscontext t3_z2o0n5
I made my cat an eyepatch and he rocked it.Submitted by kelswii t3_z2ecos
Look at this jerk on my flight back home.Submitted by Poseidons_Champion t3_z2925r
what am I supposed to do with a $25 gift certificate to a car dealership? Buy 1/1000 of a car?
Sholomon The Wise.Submitted by stanley_ipkiss2112 t3_z21xd2
Would you yell it?Submitted by ObviousCarrot2075 t3_z1w62i
What type of club? My kid's teacher had concerns.Submitted by RumblestheDwarf t3_z1vypv
Upper middle class and overly educated suburban snarkSubmitted by alkaram t3_z1jlr8
My dog is so mad at me for putting him in a sweater that he won’t look at me or eat the treat I gave him for wearing it.
If you're feeling lonely these coming holidays...Submitted by DurpToad t3_z11w77
just a normal nightshift in my hospitalSubmitted by LordFistus t3_z0zx1g
I feel like that’s not quite appropriate….Submitted by Maleficent_Charge_38 t3_z0y7uy
foxes are different in CanadaSubmitted by WhereTheHighwayEnds t3_z0sd0y
It's dinner time and one of the dogs is blindSubmitted by clubdream t3_z0nbu4
Date nightSubmitted by jonwritesmovies t3_z0l6gj
An actual ad in my city 💀Submitted by Mrprivatejackson t3_z0ghd7
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[OC] cash or creditSubmitted by gloppy-yogurt t3_z0509y
I got Chinese tonight, didnt expect dick on a stick...Submitted by AlabamaOofBoii t3_yzx1mn