We get maybe 15 trick or treaters a year and this is what my husband bought....Submitted by YoMommaSez t3_yhvd1q
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My dad buys my dog a new ball every time she pops the squeak. I have just recovered those neglected from around the garden.
My Roomba ate a fortune cookie... and I just had to know what it had in store.Submitted by Elle_belle32 t3_11ayvw5
I’m sorry but something tells me this is too good to be trueSubmitted by urcrain t3_10o8s91
From the emergency procedures insert on a recent flight. Dude looks scared shitless!Submitted by vinividirisi2 t3_10nhyoy
99 Cents Only Stores getting out of controlSubmitted by ezzrd t3_zw62l6
Inflation must have hit Meijer pretty hardSubmitted by BlueScreenStudios t3_z7i9h9
The Chinese army prepping there weapon of mass destructionSubmitted by barrybilly2 t3_yy338y
My wonderful pizzaSubmitted by jeff_likes_bread_120 t3_z3pfkj
Imagine the price if the house was 1,000 sq ft…Submitted by GenX-J t3_ye5n47
Someone on my friends list carved a spooky potatoSubmitted by SamszySaidThis t3_yhvy7z
I'm not good at geography, is this correct?Submitted by jpbmcf t3_124qhlo
Found Nicko Avocado pic on a weight loss tea packaging in PakistanSubmitted by thedarkmetal t3_1260o34
I can’t tell if my dad is a genius…Submitted by createdjustforpics t3_10ln5i0
So it’s not real wood, cool.Submitted by DickButkisses t3_z7etww
I’ve had worse matchesSubmitted by Dovahking13 t3_yfl627
Work Humor….. Did we nail it?? Made these for our co workers Christmas gifts.Submitted by FiresideFarmRI t3_ydniby
Till death…Submitted by Codymont88 t3_yfybnz
Chess 2 just dropped, what's your opening move?Submitted by DaGuy4All t3_127l9xa
Improvise, adapt, overcome.Submitted by havik09 t3_121z8tq
Kali Maaaaaaa!Submitted by QuiGonGingerAle t3_122ydbc
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Little ones and big ones, I hearSubmitted by bitNine t3_126m1di
How do you even pronounce this name?Submitted by ZipLocks4u t3_11egno1