I saw This Sandwich at my local Rax.Submitted by Puzzleheaded_Snow394 t3_zzes98
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surprisingly not from wish. what would his name be?Submitted by WalkingDeadDan t3_zz9q6q
FuckSubmitted by ShadyAcres t3_zz9g1e
Ok, you're old, but are you "break the lock on your floppy storage case to get the 24-install-disk-set of Lotus for Windows 3" old?
A graffitied message I saw todaySubmitted by stateoface t3_zz3v4z
Doctor told me this was a special prescriptionSubmitted by disgustingsoup t3_zz3m1s
I'm Not Sure That's KosherSubmitted by Adriftslot144 t3_zywj6o
I got this for my manager's last day tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I can't get fired...
Here’s a helpful tip for all of you who are planning to do some landscaping in 2023. Always use natural outdoor rocks when landscaping. Sure, they cost more than unnatural and supernatural outdoor rocks, but the quality is totally worth it!
What do you think my secret Santa was trying to tell me?Submitted by AmandaTheCat t3_zylng3
Every year I give my wife a hunky guy calendar with my face pasted on all the guys…Submitted by FictionVent t3_zyikfs
Spotted this tonight in Luxembourg CitySubmitted by BlackysBoss t3_zyfo4f
Thought Dude in the left corner had two headsSubmitted by notheUGLYjohnny t3_zyc4ze
someone gifted me eggo waffles underwear.Submitted by wetnamE t3_zyamro
My mom’s shower at her hotel…Submitted by bozzy253 t3_zy77n9
comments from my local titty barSubmitted by lovemybutters t3_zy0k4d
Got too frisky with the wife. This is my bed for the next two weeks.Submitted by fishboy3339 t3_zxpire
Imagine being in line at Starbucks glancing up to misunderstand what was taking place. 🤦🏽♂️ My first initial thought on God was… “Put it in reverse Terry. Put it in reverse.” 😂
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Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charmSubmitted by kdubstep t3_zxilaz
In reality, I laughed because we are actually very happily married. We just enjoy little quips like this.
Amongst my Dad’s Christmas decorations is a set of porcelain angels in a box marked “Christmas Angles”. We’ve giggled about this misspelling for years, so this season I finally made him the Christmas Angles he deserves.
had to do some training for my work. this made me giggle!!Submitted by Fluffy-Doubt-3547 t3_zxcqce
Egg saladSubmitted by dammit_yasmeen t3_zx80g0
Time TravelSubmitted by Miles_the_new_kid t3_zx568t