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My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?
please tell me this is a real albumSubmitted by rhubikon t3_z7gezl
So, I've been out for work doing in-person inspections all day. I had 8 appointments. Nobody said a word... ☠️
I’m still scratching my head over why my watch felt the need to give me this award.Submitted by kjpmi t3_z79toz
Imagine being this stupid...Submitted by Em4gdn3m t3_z799na
My apartment’s management refuses to fix our communal laundry machines so someone stepped up
My girlfriend was in charge of making hot chocolate tonightSubmitted by Razel23 t3_z6ktxe
Wife said “let’s paint-with-numbers tonight!”. Da fuq is this insanity right here?Submitted by iMaxPlanck t3_z6j7kj
Post face surgery, your face tends to swell excessively. My new nickname amongst my friends is “Megamind”
This is a billboard in Cleveland, Ohio. With no context at all, what do you think it's for?
It looked straight on the hill it grew onSubmitted by Raineman t3_z6gtac
How I’m putting an end to Secret Santa.Submitted by Idontwantthesetacos t3_z6byl3
Tried doing some latte art, let me know how I didSubmitted by rippedmalenurse t3_z65f3w
No wonder this house feels hauntedSubmitted by andrejuslt t3_z64efa
Calm down, McDonald's!Submitted by rahkris t3_z63ry3
A real nail biterSubmitted by Sappydayz t3_z634cg
Rate my setupSubmitted by curiousrelatively t3_z5w2o6
I was getting Pete Davidson vibes from this Wednesday Addams photoSubmitted by MissAmErica96 t3_z5m55d
Spotted in Asheville, NCSubmitted by Nashvital t3_z59o4b
Someone trying to get a 70 inch tv into a Corolla 😂Submitted by [deleted] t3_z4tp3r
Who said the qatar police have no sense of humor.Submitted by Healurpainz t3_z4nwmg
I think my wife forgot she was 7 and a half months pregnant when she tried to hide so she could jump out and scare me.
A Japanese fruit seller in GermanySubmitted by WC20_ t3_z4idm4
Talk about a Slick Deal…Submitted by tvkyle t3_z4a3di
Something tells me that they didn't think this through.Submitted by mannyrodj t3_z45r29