Invisible_Xer t1_jefw66e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:40 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

The Catholics are safe.

BlueFire2007 t1_jefw4sa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:40 PM

Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

It’s too ez

El_Maton_de_Plata t1_jefw47k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:40 PM

Reply to comment by SquidsAlien in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

I'm still going to look surprised

Select_Current_2788 t1_jefw21g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:39 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

Person 1: How much can you damage your neighbor's property without offending him? Person 2: Saw with chain

El_Maton_de_Plata t1_jefvuqs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:38 PM

Reply to comment by PJJefferson in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

Heads up!!

Succulentmeditator t1_jefvgby wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:35 PM

Reply to comment by repmuht1 in Don't act like you know 1970s Punk if you don't know this band. by airbrushedvan

That’s Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel to you, not sure I’d really call him (most all the studio albums consisted of one guy) punk (maybe super-fragalstic-psychomasochism) and IIRC he was putting his stuff in the 80’s.

Bgrngod t1_jefveud wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:35 PM

Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

I hope this doesn't apply to people riding past on their bikes.

"I was just riding to work! Why did you cut my dick off?"

"I warned you about no warnings it would happen!"

[deleted] t1_jefv7qz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:34 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

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El_Maton_de_Plata t1_jefv6bf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Reply to comment by Notsnowbound in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

Loretta scissor hands

cmmedit t1_jefv4cn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Reply to comment by sev092 in I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

I'm biased towards labs. An aunt & uncle have been top breeders since the mid 80s. I miss the choco we had when I was growing up decades ago. Best boi ever. My folks have a yellow who's 4 yrs old now. He's from the same line as the one we had when I was young. Always fun traveling home and visiting with him too.

wetkhajit t1_jefv36w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM

Reply to comment by No_Carpet7125 in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

Dunkin’ donuts

BurnOutBrighter6 t1_jefux3v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

When rain partially fills the bowls. It's not designed to meet the safety codes for public outdoor pools (depth, dimensions, signage, etc) so legally they have to put up the "no swimming" for lawsuit protection because it conceivably *could* get at least partially water filled.