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mart1373 t1_jefrbpz wrote
Reply to comment by Denotsyek in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Nice
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Reply to Happy little pepperoni guy by Cactus2711
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HouseCravenRaw t1_jefqtkc wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Badly.
Prestigious-Cost-524 t1_jefqrt7 wrote
PHenderson61 t1_jefqqvv wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Not taking any chances. “NIP IT IN THE BUD, NIP IT!!!!!
RPDRNick t1_jefqq96 wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
I'm starting to miss the days when eating ass was a dirty little secret only done by the sorts of dirty little whores that I am.
Dio_Yuji t1_jefqpgq wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
I mean…there’s probably a pool, right? Lol
ThePacemaker24 t1_jefqlfk wrote
It sounds like Hank Schrader wrote it
BPhiloSkinner t1_jefqkib wrote
Reply to comment by Noreaster0 in Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii
"Ohhh, sweet there goes Ses'me Street, nom nom, Nomzilla!" - Blue Oreo Cult
Aceticon t1_jefqfnt wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Should've done it outside with bigger ballons.
At worst there would still be 8 lifes left.
dirtyhole2 t1_jefq76y wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
You need to eat a One Piece devil fruit.
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rob17gal t1_jefq4ne wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
If they eat ass I’m sure they put Green Chile on it.
BPhiloSkinner t1_jefpvkb wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Cats are actually the repositories of most of the missing Dark Matter in the universe, and supply much of Earth's gravity; That moggies' not goin' anywhere, mate.
And would you, please, crosspost this to r/shittyaskscience.
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Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
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starcraftre t1_jefppa7 wrote
Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii
JFC Godzilla's eye.
Yago20 t1_jefpjod wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
IMO, this is more about meeting fire code than just being a dick. Looks to be a fire hose hookup right there.
Ok-Force8783 t1_jefpchv wrote
Reply to comment by its_yo_mamma in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Yours was happy to settle for balloons? Mine makes me charter a helicopter when he fancies a flyabout.
NOT000 t1_jefp50w wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
maybe they meant to post a no smoking icon, but screwed up
Far-Afternoon-9217 t1_jefp16b wrote
Reply to Dammit! by absolute_panic
Sign for white power
skedeebs t1_jefow4f wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
It really saves time when someone is considerate enough to put a sign on his back saying, "Disrespect Me."
SquidsAlien t1_jefoneo wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Erm... That is a warning...
Lcokheed_Martini t1_jefokn4 wrote
Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla
Each other’s I assume. 🤣
Reynaudthefox t1_jefoesb wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
Very funny, but also a bit sad that someone has to "disguise" their heirtage to be deemed acceptable.
And no, not everyone has a home voice and an office voice - maybe they do in USA, however if so, its also a bit sad.
[deleted] t1_jefrfl8 wrote
Reply to comment by SyntheticWulf in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
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