GlassWasteland t1_jeflnwn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

Well first you find a fire hydrant, get a hose, and open the hydrant filling the skate park with water and making it an instant swimming hole.

KnifeWieldingCactus t1_jeflkoi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to comment by USBSocket in Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

They’re manga trucks, you’re meant to drive them right to left (joking)

kuros_overkill t1_jeflfuv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

We told him it was quick set, but he didn't believe us. Man, of all the ways to go.....

moeriscus t1_jeflao7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

I was having a 100% unsolicited conversation with a lady friend about this the other day. I've never done it, but she said it tastes like nickels... So many questions, like who puts nickels in their mouth as an adult and knows what they taste like?

Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla t1_jefl40m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl

RIP OP

Dash_O_Cunt t1_jefl40a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to Bathroom poem by unknown_Eel

I wouldn't be surprised if we found it in Pompeii

[deleted] t1_jefkxjo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

[removed]

[deleted] t1_jefkuwk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to comment by Flashy-Application58 in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

[removed]

Bulky-Internal8579 t1_jefktp9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27

It's not Abed, it's BATMAN!!!

ESnake113 t1_jefksvs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

r/technicallythetruth

iskin t1_jefkre3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

That makes sense because it's a common place to hide meth.

colemon1991 t1_jefkqqt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

Word of warning, indoor dogs are more likely to shed their coat year-round if you keep your temperature consistent.

I gave a lab a brushing and bath every 3 weeks for 2 years. She never stopped shedding.

KingRokk t1_jefkpm4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

It's nice of those guys to warn everyone who's worried about being exposed to E. coli, shigella, hepatitis, and intestinal parasites from anyone who 'eats ass'. It's really a public service.

JTSpirit36 t1_jefkm9g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

It was once said that Chuck Norris swam on land.

[deleted] t1_jefkkii wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

[removed]

GGDadLife t1_jefkikv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

Heavy rain can fill them up, not hard to understand

OgFSavv t1_jefkguk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by virgilvandijkcheese in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

☠️☠️

BlackAxemRanger t1_jefkgh6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

This sub really goes ape shit for typos

SyntheticWulf t1_jefkcfq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by doctorhino in How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

My first thought.

AcidBubbleLord t1_jefkb6i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to Apple Geniuses need the reminder. by kinglucent

Fits the apple demographic perfectly.

shelbyrobinson t1_jefk9tn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

It's an old one, this joke simply gets people thinking, laughing and talking. I own a hard cover book on the Principals of Training for Competency; it's printed upside down and read backwards from the end of the book.