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1320Fastback t1_jefhfi0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:03 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

I would imagine it's for after heavy rains when the skate pool still with water.

USBSocket t1_jefhd9i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:03 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

The sentence doesn't make sense. Think they're in the wrong order (and the Me 3 was the first thing eyes went to)

JetLife93 OP t1_jefh40e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 PM

Reply to comment by Zarniwoooop in Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93

Lmao we said this for the rest of the day to each other!

JetLife93 OP t1_jefh1ke wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:01 PM

Reply to comment by 3toedsl0th in Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93

Yes it was.

Not_the_banana t1_jefgvx7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:59 PM

Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

“Mother help me”

creepsnutsandpervs t1_jefgo3u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Brought to you by people that add the th sound to the word Height

Quirky_Dog5869 t1_jefgll2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

I'm assuming this place doesn't have proper water drainage since it rarely rains, so when it rains...

[deleted] t1_jefggr5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:57 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

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_Noobyboy_ t1_jefga82 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:56 PM

Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

My bad I forgot that detail

ionscanner t1_jefg9bs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

Is Jeremy Clarkson driving one of those?

Zkenny13 t1_jefg6if wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by _Noobyboy_ in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

Clip clip goes the clit

SilverAKita t1_jefg68o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by aneeta96 in A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv

A fart is just a turd honking on its way down

yParticle t1_jefg0sr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

Big tongue energy.

LeTouatteRatte t1_jefg03b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to comment by _Noobyboy_ in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

A real lady never leaves her home without a cock in her purse, in case she stumbles upon a cock fight, or finds herself in need of a wake up alarm.

Denotsyek t1_jeffv0x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to comment by Flashy-Application58 in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

Haha 69

rurounick t1_jeffhye wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:51 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

Albuquerque is the Waco of New Mexico

TargetOfPerpetuity t1_jeff1jc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:48 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

Ask Jimmy Hoffa.

WhatACunningHam t1_jefeyan wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:47 PM

Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

Those are two separate messages, so you are, in fact, not safe even without a bike.

OtherBluesBrother t1_jefesqi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

And the Ring camera in the window will record the whole thing.

_Noobyboy_ t1_jefenqv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Reply to comment by LeTouatteRatte in A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

What if you’re a lady ?

Frag1le t1_jefej8o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:44 PM

Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger

Poor cocks.

its_yo_mamma OP t1_jefe801 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Reply to comment by Ok-Force8783 in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

That "poor" cat is the Queen of our house. We're her humble servants. She expressed her desire to fly one day and we tried to fulfill her wishes.

atrailofdisasters t1_jefe49v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:42 PM

Reply to Only in Albuquerque by Thecaptaintortilla

As usual, Florida man did it first.

Puzzleheaded-Bear878 t1_jefe0q2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM

Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5

Concrete swims are the best....When people swim on concrete there is a lot of tears of happiness...Those were the days....LMAO

slylock215 t1_jefdr2d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

The real question is why you already had a bulletproof vest ready for your cat to tie these bloons to?

....what goes on in this household...

Edit: Wait wait wait, actually that makes sense. So when someone goes to shoot the balloons if they hit the cat he'll still be fine. I retract my previous statement.