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Notsnowbound t1_jef9gju wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Imagine parking your bike here and some crazed fellow comes running out of the building at you with a giant, blood stained pair of scissors...
LeTouatteRatte t1_jef9fyc wrote
Reply to A bit extreme but ok by Smellmuhfinger
Sounds fair to me. It said no bicycles!
twohedwlf t1_jef9c90 wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
Floods in heavy rain?
doctorhino t1_jef9aqt wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
If there was some sort of crazy flood that filled the skate bowls maybe.
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MW240z t1_jef8xe0 wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
That cat was meant to fly, set him free to soar over the clouds! Fly balloon cat, fly!
Muwatastic t1_jef8asn wrote
Reply to comment by shadowvirl in Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl
Is she potty trained? How did you train her if yes?
HarvesterOfSorrow108 t1_jef87dd wrote
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allnightdisco t1_jef80d0 wrote
Reply to I remember when…. by Kaa_The_Snake
It’ll shelter you.
Just not very well.
Ok-Force8783 t1_jef7rza wrote
Reply to Woman embarrassed by child on zoom meeting by battylol
I find that hysterical because I've had similar happen to me. I laugh about it and say that's the voice for people who pay me.
[deleted] t1_jef7a48 wrote
Reply to Just a little identity crisis by VoidDrinker
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its_yo_mamma OP t1_jef6zo6 wrote
Reply to comment by dblan9 in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
dblan9 t1_jef6sti wrote
Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
Just spit ballin' here but maybe after the cat poops it will be lighter.
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Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma
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jaygood17 t1_jef66gp wrote
Reply to comment by PageBest3106 in Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii
Hand up actually.
3toedsl0th t1_jef6674 wrote
Reply to comment by Aggravating-Pen-6228 in Saw this on the job site.. by JetLife93
Thanks. That adds context to the misspelling. Ultimately the message was conveyed.
TheBiggestDict t1_jef5qey wrote
Reply to comment by Icystorm007 in My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281
It's a snow saw
SenhorSus t1_jef5p5z wrote
Reply to comment by sev092 in I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
Thank you! I had a cat in the past who shed a bunch as well so I'm guessing it'll be similar but more for a lab since they're just a bigger animal. I appreciate your input! Every Labrador I've met has left a very strong impression on me.
KorgX3 t1_jef5l7h wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Cloakman sounds like the Grand Wizard's personal assassin.
boluserectus t1_jef5chx wrote
20 years ago I worked on CeBIT for Philips. Next to us was Plextor who just released their iconic 8x2x2 cd-writer. After the whole week I asked the engineers why their billboard had the CD laying up-side-down in the tray with the purple/green up. (I don't remember which colour it was).
They said they haven't noticed and the only person saying something was me. I think I still have a picture somewhere..
NaturalRow5496 t1_jef56gd wrote
Reply to Happy little pepperoni guy by Cactus2711
I‘d actually say out loud, “You’re so cute I could eat you up!!”
sev092 OP t1_jef50a9 wrote
Reply to comment by SenhorSus in I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092
Well they still shed A LOT. We were told they shed a lot before we got her, but this being our first dog we did not know what "a lot" actually meant.
If you get a lab and you keep them inside, you should know that you will see little hairs on the dishes you just washed and put away, on the clothes you just got out of your wardrobe, and also IN your underwear. I personally have not found a way to avoid it, no matter how much brushing I do.
Also, do not forget about the summer coat shedding to prepare for winter :)
With all that in mind, if you love a Labrador and give them attention they will love you with all their heart and show it to you.
Dicky_Penisburg t1_jef4q2t wrote
Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27
Homsar in a fedora.
LeTouatteRatte t1_jef9oup wrote
Reply to How does one swim in the concrete? by Nwo5
While the concrete is being poured, duh!