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[deleted] t1_jef4p9b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:41 PM

Reply to comment by AlbatrossMediocre625 in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27

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inthemiddle5 t1_jef4j3c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:40 PM

Reply to Godzilla vs. Cookie Monster by vfx__muzukashii

That’s my wife and me to the right

Sticky-Fingers69 t1_jef4f2e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:39 PM

Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident

Jesus fucking Christ...

dessert77 t1_jef4bsm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:38 PM

Reply to Told her to stop chewing my laundry basket and she gave me this look by shadowvirl

Adorable

[deleted] t1_jef41vi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:37 PM

Reply to quite a long polo, on quite a pretty man by dhekurbaba

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STGMavrick t1_jef3vdy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:35 PM

Reply to We held a student pageant on High School Day, and when the LED screen visualizer froze, this happened... by Recnacetahi

"Froze"

Alematrix3r t1_jef3rk6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:35 PM

Reply to We held a student pageant on High School Day, and when the LED screen visualizer froze, this happened... by Recnacetahi

THIS

vonnostrum2022 t1_jef3nj9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

Reply to comment by DarthGuber in Bathroom poem by unknown_Eel

Yeah laughed my ass off back in fourth grade

cjbest t1_jef3l4s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

Reply to We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

You need 190 standard 11" helium balloons to lift a 5 pound cat. (2.167 l of helium)

https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons

AlbatrossMediocre625 t1_jef3kzo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27

well, a dead body you pick only once.

SenhorSus t1_jef3b21 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:32 PM

Reply to I knew labs shed their winter coat, but WOW by sev092

How do they shed after their winter coat is taken care of?

Neinbozobozobozo t1_jef2xky wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM

Reply to Neighborhood Watch by Prynce27

I need this sign for my neighborhood

BlueMageBRilly t1_jef2xeg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

Instead of cutting, it links things together.

rdchat t1_jef2fol wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:26 PM

Reply to comment by BlueRipley in I am glad she has passed away by Jazzlike-Shirt-4810

Depends on the difficulty of the test. For instance, baseball batters would kill for 40% success.

Zestyclothes t1_jef2dey wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:26 PM

Reply to comment by Extreme-Try-2137 in Happy little pepperoni guy by Cactus2711

Same it looks like they're pieces of hotdog

sonicjesus t1_jef297b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:25 PM

Reply to Fear The Beast of LA! by Manakanda413

My wife already hates her new nickname.

rooftops t1_jef244l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:24 PM

Reply to comment by Bradyceneme in We tried something, didn't work by its_yo_mamma

If you've not seen this classic

Sleekrub t1_jef1p0j wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM

Reply to comment by KBoxter in Vietnam's visa application example is funny as hell. by UltraInstinct007

Ha! That’s the moment where my random stuff knowledge helps! That’s the manufacturer of the machinery that assembles the ID documents. I’ve visited their production facility once.

Have a look at their website. https://muehlbauer.de//

Fun fact: the Venice and Milan public transport tickets are also manufactured with their equipment.

Ok-Force8783 t1_jef1ku4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM

Reply to The warranty for my new soap dispenser. by Boiling_Frustration

I lol'd at "made in china...but with love"

BartMinson t1_jef1k90 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:20 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

✨RiGTh✨

keefhernandz t1_jef13kl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:17 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

Gotta throw the pussy on the chainwax

Campaign-Gloomy t1_jef0nph wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:15 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

Can you send me the LINK so I could buy one of those please ⛓

tgrace310574 t1_jef0m9k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:14 PM

Reply to My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

If this is intentional: it’s genius. However…..

fullinversion82 t1_jef0hoi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:13 PM

Reply to comment by that_yeg_guy in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz

Unless you need some demons yelled at.

Disastrous_Rush_2527 t1_jef0dc8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:13 PM

Reply to My pop told me he had a nice chainsaw outside, so I checked it out by SignificanceWest5281

When pop took dadjokes at a practical level